Quote (bentherdonethat @ Jul 2 2011 02:59pm)
Evolutionary theory doesn't remove the possibility that a being designed everything, but it does make it entirely unnecessary, since everything is explicable through natural processes.
As for the probability of a cell coming together, that's irrelevant. There are trillions of stars spread across over one hundred billion galaxies, just to give you an idea of how many planets there are where the ingredients can be "tossed up in the air" repeatedly to end up in the form of a cell. Even if life coming together is highly improbable, it happened, so no matter how unlikely it is for it to happen, we know it did here (and took ~1 billion years for it to happen). However, the origin of life is not a part of evolutionary theory. Evolution describes how species change over time.
I think it's funny that you would bring up George Carlin since he was a profound critic of religion and was definitely NOT a Christian (IIRC he was raised a Catholic and then left the religion at some point along the way). As to your attributing that quote to him, I can't find a source so I really don't think he said that. The principle that the "quote" is describing is known as Pascal's Wager and that's an idea that completely and totally any and all scrutiny. It's really the worst possible reason that anyone could give to believe in the Christian God.
I'll have to look at that source you posted, but I doubt it has anything that evolution truly can't explain. Even if it does, there is no scientific evidence for Creationism, however. Creation and Intelligent Design are not default positions that are automatically true if evolution is ever disproven.
I agree that Evolutionary THEORY doesn't remove the possibilty of creation, but it does not make it unnecessary. As with all Science, Evolutionary Theory uses science on faith. We posit a theory, and until it's disproven, we have faith that it's true. If the mathematics work out, then it's true. Until it's proven to be untrue... That is how Science should be, explainable by natural proccesses by our best knowledge at the time.
Your description of the process of a cell coming together perfectly demonstrates what I was trying to say. First dismissed as irrelevant, then a lot of big numbers tossed in, then accepting that no matter how unlikly it just happened anyway, and wrapping it up with the origin of life not being part of evolution, when the origin of life is key to evolution since it had to be the beginning of all life to evolve from. How exactly is this different from other Dogma? I don't dispute that Natural Selection exists, I just can't grasp the Lightning striking the pimordial ooze, and "Poof" life is born and evolution begins. come on, Really???? and this is more plausable than intellegent design? Or is it more convienient?
After looking into it, Albert Camus was the person originaly credited with the aforementioned Quote. It came to my attention in a list of Carlin quotes in a Email some years ago, and we all know everything in Emails is true

Pascals wager asks the reader to analyze the position of mankind, this crisis of existence and lack of complete understanding. While Mankind can discern a great deal through reason, it is also hopelessly removed from knowing everything through it. He describes Mankind as a finite being trapped within an incomprehensible infinity. Thrust into being from non-being for a brief life only to go out again, with no explanation whatsoever of "Why?" or "What?" or "How?". The finite nature of our being constrains reason with respect to every form of knowledge. Now, assuming that reason alone cannot determine whether or not God exists, the ontological question is reduced to a coin toss. However, making a choice to live as though God exists or does not exist is unavoidable even if the ontological question is inconclusive. In Pascal's assessment, participation in this Wager is not optional because Mankind is already thrust into existence. So even if God's existence cannot be independently confirmed or denied, nevertheless the Wager is necessary and the possible scenarios must be considered and decided upon pragmatically.
I don't think anyone should use that as the sole reason to believe in any particular religion, but to perform some due dilligence of your own before jumping on someone elses idea of there is no meaning to your existence hypothosis.
And I love your closing argument,
"I doubt it has anything that evolution truly can't explain. Even if it does, there is no scientific evidence for Creationism". The proof for me is in the Science itself. But it would seem to some that no proof is possible because there would always be doubt. This brings another quote to mind (porbably not George Carlin) "To one who has Faith, no proof is neccesary, to one who has no faith, no proof is possible".
Be it Religion or Science, you have to take a leap of faith either way. Granted Science is built on Man's best knowledge at the time and that kind of faith is easy for most. I certainly don't endorse you blindly selling off all belongings and following the first religious group that comes along. I only mean to suggest keeping an open mind and each of us reasoning your own opinions after giving your own concideration (hopefully not overnight).