Quote (AEtheric @ Oct 6 2010 09:22pm)
If aliens really existed and were flying around our planet, we would have known with undeniable evidence of it by now. Conveiniently the aliens have 'cloaking devices' and 'super-speed' so that they can elude us, and when we see a UFO, rather conveniently, it's cloaking device wasn't working. Or some such bullshit.
Yep.
And if any intelligent form of extraterrestrial species would be to stumble upon life, their first and foremost actions would be to make crop circles, kidnap and anal probe rednecks and appear above cities without really doing anything, obviously.