Quote (general_patton @ Sep 23 2010 06:54pm)
Since I usually bum one of my smokes onto at least one other person, having that lucky (at least in the dark) gives the illusion that I have an odd number of smokes when I actually have an even number of smokes, thereby giving me an easy excuse not to bum the "last one", when it's actually the second to last one. I have only had to do this once, and it was because some jerkoff I knew from high school kept trying to bum one off me.
"Sorry man, it's my last one, and I'm not done drinking yet. "
we have a squatter problem here. just tell them to go buy a pack, make them feel bad, they are lazy and depend on you for what they cannot afford.