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Feb 17 2010 09:58pm
Saw this on TV. Wait til it gets close and then. . . jump up & hang onto the tusks. The trunk will just push you up. You cant outrun it, and if you curl into a ball/play dead it'll crush you. Worth a shot.
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Feb 17 2010 09:58pm
Clearly just something to focus on while it mauls you to death.
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Feb 18 2010 12:15pm
Quote (ZvLoD @ Feb 17 2010 10:58pm)
Saw this on TV. Wait til it gets close and then. . . jump up & hang onto the tusks. The trunk will just push you up. You cant outrun it, and if you curl into a ball/play dead it'll crush you. Worth a shot.


It's like when they tell you that the best way to survive a tiger attack is to first play dead and if that doesn't work, when it tries to bite you, you shove your fist down its throat because "tigers have bad gag reflexes".

Lol please, you're going to die if it wants to eat you and if there are no trees to climb or places to hide, that elephant is going to trample your ass.
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