Been planning this trip for years, but now I'm ready to leave..



Got my new Earth, Gliese 581 d, hopefully with nobody on it, or atleast no one like you fuckers!





Got enough beer and cigars to last me till I Die!

1 Beach chair, 1 umbrella, 1 pair of sunglasses, 1 bottle of suntan lotion, and some insect repellent JIC..

I'm out.

its a 20 light year trip, so with my new, super-secret, space craft ill get there in about 10,000 Earth years, but because of time dilation I'll still be alive.

Have fun on d2jsp..

u forgot a very two things very important...

1) im already there...

2) u forgot to put some herb on ur list.....

WTF?!?! they got wifi there?? and who the FUCK brings a laptop to Paridise...
You stay on your beach, and Ill stay on mine?

Ill pay you off with a pound or 2?

Any cute alien girls?!??!?!?!?!?!

lol ofc wifi and nothing but bches here its a taco fest and im lovin it....

You forgot the condoms. Don't wanna catch some wicked form of alien gonorrhea, do you?

I sure hope that planet contains flammable gas in the atmosphere. Enjoy your victory cigar.

LOL.

epic slam is epic

Good luck lol

not to mention predicted the invention of d2jsp, somehow created a profile and sent this message 20 years ago.