lolwut

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negligible_senescence

turtle >

I think I shall edit this, the forgot to add that they lives are quit short, due to a certain "Red Lobster".

Personally I prefer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_nutricula

and they still taste delicious even at that age

Turritopsis nutricula is immortal!

sea turtles can live about 150 years, much less in captivity. i saw the oldest aged snapping turtle at bass pro shop in sprinfield MO, was over 130 years and weighed about 150 i think. was a huge scary turtle with barnacles and moss all over the shell... the turtle died in the last ten years.

This post was edited by juliusjuice on Oct 1 2009 06:47pm

sad shit

snus

long time for a damn lobster