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Jan 20 2017 02:33pm
Quote (Tard_sultan @ Jan 20 2017 02:04pm)
What a surprise - all you see is a fake picture - shoulda known the father of the picture thread in pard would only see and understand that


Checkmate, motherfucker.

This post was edited by Santara on Jan 20 2017 02:34pm
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Jan 20 2017 03:11pm
Quote (card_sultan @ Jan 20 2017 01:04pm)

And listen to that commentary, she sounds like she's feigning surprise like when a child opens his gift from Santa at Christmas, I dont speak Japanese but i clearly hear her fake emotion.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh man, you can't make this shit up. Even if I troll people by pretending to be a flat earther, I don't think I could manage to be as hilarious as you.
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Jan 20 2017 03:48pm
Quote (russian @ Jan 20 2017 11:11am)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh man, you can't make this shit up. Even if I troll people by pretending to be a flat earther, I don't think I could manage to be as hilarious as you.


Play just the sound for a woman (if you know one) and ask if that woman sounds like a mother pretending to be happy for her kid when opening presents from Santa.

Quote (Santara @ Jan 20 2017 10:33am)
Checkmate, motherfucker.


At least be honest - you dont know how to play chess, this conversation is not chess, id believe checkers are more akin to your skill level though.

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Play just the sound for a woman (if you know one) and ask if that woman sounds like a mother pretending to be happy for her kid when opening presents from Santa.



At least be honest - you dont know how to play chess, this conversation is not chess, id believe checkers are more akin to your skill level though.


Yes, card. That entire live broadcast of a rocket launch is fake because you think the Japanese reporter sounds like a mother on Christmas. I can't argue with logic THAT solid.

I'm pretty sure Santara knows how to play chess. I'm pretty sure just about everybody knows how to play chess. My 4 year old daughter knows how to play chess (albeit not very well).
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Jan 20 2017 05:26pm
Quote (Tard_sultan @ Jan 20 2017 03:48pm)
At least be honest - you dont know how to play chess, this conversation is not chess, id believe checkers are more akin to your skill level though.


I have a record of 176/8/1 & a 1500 skill rating on Zynga chess. I get checkmate more often than you get laid by your T-rex hand.

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Jan 20 2017 08:44pm
Quote (card_sultan @ Jan 20 2017 03:48pm)

At least be honest - you dont know how to play chess, this conversation is not chess, id believe checkers are more akin to your skill level though.


Checkers or chess it doesn't matter. Your playing tic-tac-toe on a board with 1 space which you keep scribbling indecipherably in and claiming you won.
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Quote (Santara @ Jan 20 2017 01:26pm)
I have a record of 176/8/1 & a 1500 skill rating on Zynga chess. I get checkmate more often than you get laid by your T-rex hand.


weak , i have an elo rating of 2300 and play actual chess players, not stupid gamers.


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Checkers or chess it doesn't matter. Your playing tic-tac-toe on a board with 1 space which you keep scribbling indecipherably in and claiming you won.


Dude - you cant even read, I bet you are master of tic tac toe though :thumbsup:
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Quote (Tard_sultan @ Jan 20 2017 11:51pm)
weak , i have an elo rating of 2300 and play actual chess players, not stupid gamers.


Now that we've established that I play chess, checkmate motherfucker.
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Jan 21 2017 11:23am
Quote (Santara @ Jan 21 2017 04:26am)
Now that we've established that I play chess, checkmate motherfucker.


How can I believe a guy with an avatar of a woman wearing a mask - the universal symbol for deception, hypocrisy, and lies. - checkmate motherfucker!
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Jan 21 2017 02:01pm
Quote (Tard_sultan @ Jan 21 2017 11:23am)
How can I believe a guy with an avatar of a woman wearing a mask - the universal symbol for deception, hypocrisy, and lies. - checkmate motherfucker!


King of the non sequitur!

You still used a solidly ball Earth source to make your point. Checkmate motherfucker!

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