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Jun 24 2009 09:46am
Quote (mez_steve @ Mon, 1 Jun 2009, 02:30)
This would be interesting
You should develop a team to make this happen.
Good luck on your success


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Quote (Sioux @ Sun, May 31 2009, 11:14pm)
I feel like this is only an excuse for him to see Gorilla on woman porn.


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that was god damned epic


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I'm laughing really hard right now.


Quote (mez_steve @ Sun, May 31 2009, 08:30pm)
This would be interesting
You should develop a team to make this happen.
Good luck on your success


Quote (Vocalist @ Sun, May 31 2009, 08:06pm)
Just lol'd.


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Jun 25 2009 10:07am
I want a she-manky.
Do you have a website?
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Omg.
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How will it give us any insight into our past...?

There was a famous monkey some time ago where they tried to get a porn star to have sex with it and try to have a child but people protested so it never happened.
Im pretty sure the outcome would be rather unpleasant... the neaderthals were pretty ugly supposedly.
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Quote (jewellui @ Wed, Jul 1 2009, 12:44am)
How will it give us any insight into our past...?

There was a famous monkey some time ago where they tried to get a porn star to have sex with it and try to have a child but people protested so it never happened.
Im pretty sure the outcome would be rather unpleasant... the neaderthals were pretty ugly supposedly.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanovich_Ivanov_(biologist)
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Quote (lighttactics @ Mon, Jun 1 2009, 07:04am)
If a woman had sex with a gorilla, getting pregnant and giving birth, we would be able see what mans early ancestors really looked like and include actual photographs in scientific volumes dealing with Neanderthal man. Due to the mixing of species, it might not be possible to produce offspring or it might be more likely if a man had sex with a female gorilla but this would be much less fun to watch. Due to father/mother percentage variations we would probably need about 50 women to do it to get an average. We could put the babies on an island with hidden cameras and see if they invent the wheel and discover fire. Call it Monkey Island and sell series rights. Another bonus would be enough actors to produce footage that would make the opening scenes from '2001 A Space Odyssey' look like a primary school play. I would call mine Manky as it is a cross between man and monkey and would teach him to love.


Hahaha funny but interesting!
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Sep 7 2009 10:51am
i read this shit stoned as fuck, and i loved it :)
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