Quote (Torm1 @ Jan 24 2011 09:36pm)
[You have to tell this joke with a native accent]
There were 3 Indians (native americans) sitting in a room contemplating life, and the topic of the fastest thing known to man came up...
The 1st Indian said:
"You know, the fastest thing known to man is a thought... Before you can even think about it, its there."
The 2nd indian said:
"No no no, what are ya talkin' about anyhow? The fastest thing known to man is a lightswitch. as soon as ya flick it, its on."
But the 3rd Indian said:
"No, no, no, you're both wrong... The fastest thing known to man... is diahrrea... I mean last night in bed, before I could even think about turnin' on the lightswitch, there was shit everywhere!"
lol