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Jun 21 2010 09:53am
Quote (cowmissil @ Jun 21 2010 10:47am)
pots only in the system for 3 days


It depends on the fat % of ther person and how often he smokes. A drug test can detect it for 30+days in urine for a chronic smoker.
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Jun 21 2010 10:08am
Quote (Aisu_aS @ Jun 21 2010 11:34am)
Ill list the steps:

1. Exercise burns fat.
2. Thc is stored in body fat.
3. when you burn fat thc is released back into the body.
4. That said thc is then expelled in urine.

I never said exercise didnt remove thc*. i think you need to lean towards the idea that you might be mentally retarded. I have already addressed that water does not remove thc from the body.


I will not bother reading it as I do not care that great of a deal. Your "list" was much clearer and makes much more sense than your previous posts assuming we are all majoring in health class.
Next question. Does THC remain hidden in fat cells enough to pass a drug test keeping movement to a minimal?
Your "list" makes sense but it still does not change the fact I passed within 14hours of smoking weed with only drinking water.(water helping or not)
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Jun 21 2010 10:12am
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I will not bother reading it as I do not care that great of a deal.  Your "list" was much clearer and makes much more sense than your previous posts assuming we are all majoring in health class.
Next question.  Does THC remain hidden in fat cells enough to pass a drug test keeping movement to a minimal?
Your "list" makes sense but it still does not change the fact I passed within 14hours of smoking weed with only drinking water.(water helping or not)


Thc can remain in fat for a long time. You can believe what you want about water, it does nothing but dilute your urine.
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Jun 21 2010 10:20am
Quote (tagged4nothing @ Jun 21 2010 12:08pm)
I will not bother reading it as I do not care that great of a deal.  Your "list" was much clearer and makes much more sense than your previous posts assuming we are all majoring in health class.
Next question.  Does THC remain hidden in fat cells enough to pass a drug test keeping movement to a minimal?
Your "list" makes sense but it still does not change the fact I passed within 14hours of smoking weed with only drinking water.(water helping or not)


Anecdotal evidence is retarded. THC is released from your fat cells at a constant rate when you're at rest, and you increase it if you exercise. Increasing your fat storage will decrease the amount of THC metabolites being released into the blood, and thus decrease the amount in your urine. So until the day before the test you want to exercise to excrete as much THC as possible, and then you want to eat fatty foods to increase fat storage and drink water to dilute your urine. As Aisu has repeatedly said water has NO impact on THC storage or excretion. It simply dilutes your urine in an attempt to get it below the 50ng/mL threshold.

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Thc can remain in fat for a long time. You can believe what you want about water, it does nothing but dilute your urine.


This.
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Jun 21 2010 10:24am
Was asked to post this.

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Quote (Hostage432 @ Jun 20 2010 07:29pm)
If I am smoking right now, what are the ways to be clean enough to go take a drug test IN ONE WEEK OR SO for a job?


My advice is simply show up and take the test, nothing you do in a week will sufficiently lower you below 50ng/ml

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Then how do some people pass right after smoking and they smoke all the time. My case is, I smoked last night and tonight. Smoked some on the 5th and was clean on the 15th with nothing but pool, hot tub, sleep, eat, and drinking ton of water.


They only test 1/5th of all urine samples they get, they simply Okay the rest of them. The reason is that it costs quite a bit of money to test piss, and they assume that if you showed up you probably had nothing to hide. They usually only do 100% testing rates if it is court ordered.

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Fine, tell me what happened that made me pass then.  If water doesn't help I did nothing to try to pass the drug test.  I waited 14hours and BOOM.  I passed.  Okay, I will believe this for now.  Now tell me how I failed in 4 days if I actually did something according to your statements.  Your words say it is impossible for me to do what I have done.  I no longer being on probation says otherwise.



You are retarded.  I can pass in 14 hours with water.  I failed without water but had plenty of exercise for 4 days.  You are telling me that if I keep exercising every day, then I will never be clean.  And I did reevaluate my life.  Hence my claim to not smoking anymore.  You are a failed birth.  Correct this or start reading correctly.


Drinking water dilutes your piss and makes you look suspicious, so they'll call you back in to give a second test. Water can not get in to your fat stores and flush out thc, it simply is impossible.

Quote (cowmissil @ Jun 21 2010 11:47am)
pots only in the system for 3 days


Wrong. 1 blunt can stay in your system above 50ng/ml for a week or more.

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I will not bother reading it as I do not care that great of a deal.  Your "list" was much clearer and makes much more sense than your previous posts assuming we are all majoring in health class.
Next question.  Does THC remain hidden in fat cells enough to pass a drug test keeping movement to a minimal?
Your "list" makes sense but it still does not change the fact I passed within 14hours of smoking weed with only drinking water.(water helping or not)


Yes, thc in fat cells will not throw a positive in a piss test, provided you do not burn the fat containing the thc. So here is my suggestion:

For the week up until the test, eat 2 bowels of cereal a day, and snack on chocolate a few times a day too. This will ensure that your body has plenty of carbohydrates to burn, which will keep it from using fat.


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Jun 21 2010 10:25am
I am just wondering why I passed in such a short time without making any effort but drinking water, (even if it was a worthless effort) when I failed over a much longer period of time. This is all. I did not smoke much more or less from either period as I systematically allowed myself to smoke certain amounts. Even more, they were from the same plant.(not strain, same plant)

Care to elaborate a theory?
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Jun 21 2010 10:33am
Quote (tagged4nothing @ Jun 21 2010 11:25am)
I am just wondering why I passed in such a short time without making any effort but drinking water, (even if it was a worthless effort) when I failed over a much longer period of time.  This is all.  I did not smoke much more or less from either period as I systematically allowed myself to smoke certain amounts.  Even more, they were from the same plant.(not strain, same plant)

Care to elaborate a theory?


Check Ysolol's Second response in my above post.
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Jun 24 2010 02:11pm
you cannot detox in a week. you can pass the test tho. wheat grass for th whole week then gelatin the day you piss. (gelatin blocks the fat cells so the stored toxins dont show up). niacin does this as well.
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Jun 24 2010 03:36pm
chug a bottle of bleach, will fix you right up.
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Jun 24 2010 03:41pm
Quote (juliusjuice @ Jun 24 2010 03:11pm)
you cannot detox in a week. you can pass the test tho. wheat grass for th whole week then gelatin the day you piss. (gelatin blocks the fat cells so the stored toxins dont show up). niacin does this as well.


Niacin actually helps to break down fat.
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