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Nov 6 2009 10:25am
all the Eloheem mentioned in the bible are aliens

God is only actually referenced a few times in the bible

In the English translation Eloheem is continuously mistranslated to God, when what it really means is "the gods" and is used to reference any angel, Jesus, Moses, Noah, Yahwe and a ton of other dudes

The divine creator of the universe is but little mentioned in the bible

The aliens who created man and the ruler of them all are in the bible often

There are other aliens in the bible, including but I am sure not limited to, Dagon (the pope with his fish head hat is really a symbol Dagon, as is the jesus fish) as well as the watchers, who according to the bible, don't really seem to do anything but watch us

Of course, you are an idiot if you think modern day christianity has anything to do at all with what it was before it's adoption by the Roman empire

If you really want to know about the aliens who created us by combining themselves with or mutating us out of monkeys, check out the texts of the ancient sumerians, but even that won't take you very far...

I suggest just stop thinking about it and go back to nature
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Nov 6 2009 03:41pm
Quote (Wyrmvater @ Nov 4 2009 12:31am)
lold search it yourself retard

its far from impossible trust me




because all gods are untouchable, invisible and imaginary


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This post was edited by Falaks_Greed on Nov 6 2009 03:42pm
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old post is old.
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Quote (killer_b_666 @ Jan 1 2010 04:25pm)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q6brMrFw0E


I fucking laughed.
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Quote (AEtheric @ Sep 1 2009 04:37pm)
Read the book Chariots of the Gods.


Rofl, such a dumb book.

He's just unintelligent and claims that no one in the past could have been intelligent, and that there intelligence was given to them by aliens. He's jealous, and wrote a book rationalizing his jealousy.
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