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Jun 23 2009 08:18pm
This is not possible, because ever since the discovery of our history in the earley 1250s which was concealed by the government which was secret then which was aliens from Egypt they have special micro guns in the earths atmosphere that send a signal to a womens reproductive system that prevent them from giving birth to anything non related to now-a-days babies but they let the occasional retarded babies and deformed syndrome of a down babies come out just so there isn't any suspicion.

Don't ask me how I know this I am a prophet from ancient Egypt sent here in a time chamber hidden 666 feet below Egypts largest pyramid which let me out about 654 years ago, man am I stoked to be awake.
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Jun 23 2009 08:44pm
I laughed.
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Jun 23 2009 08:48pm
do it!
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Jun 23 2009 08:48pm
OMG lol'd hard. that was GREAT!
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Jun 23 2009 08:50pm
lol'd
did you just make up that manky part or take it from pokemon?
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Jun 23 2009 09:30pm
LMFAO
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Jun 24 2009 01:11am
Quote (lighttactics @ Sun, May 31 2009, 04:04pm)
If a woman had sex with a gorilla, getting pregnant and giving birth, we would be able see what mans early ancestors really looked like and include actual photographs in scientific volumes dealing with Neanderthal man. Due to the mixing of species, it might not be possible to produce offspring or it might be more likely if a man had sex with a female gorilla but this would be much less fun to watch. Due to father/mother percentage variations we would probably need about 50 women to do it to get an average. We could put the babies on an island with hidden cameras and see if they invent the wheel and discover fire. Call it Monkey Island and sell series rights. Another bonus would be enough actors to produce footage that would make the opening scenes from '2001 A Space Odyssey' look like a primary school play. I would call mine Manky as it is a cross between man and monkey and would teach him to love.


baby will most likey die at early stage
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Jun 24 2009 02:19am
This is an epic thought but the differences between humans and apes is major so it would not work. If it was to happen by some chance the radical differences in genes would make the life span very short.
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Jun 24 2009 09:16am
Se why do u guys hace to go and ruin this joke?
U have to put logic in? Wtf?
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Jun 24 2009 09:20am
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With the science of Evolution we evolved from Gorillas, this is a rather controversial subject. Due to Evolution that has taken place before us I do not believe it would possible for a human female species to mate with a male gorilla and produce offspring. The genetic code between species would not allow it. Would provide an excellent theory but the science behind it, I believe, would quickly be proven wrong.


Were hominids not primates, so really it would be a new species alltogether if it became a viable specimin, not a look at our past
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