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Oct 26 2010 01:25am
Quote (hwd-2 @ Oct 24 2010 08:55pm)
This.

Starve + Intensive, long duration exercise is the only way for your body to utilise the fat stores.

Might not work all the time since some (I'd expect most) drug testing centres do extensive body searches, dyes in toilet water etc.

Another way of beating the test is to drink loads of water on the day of the test to induce a dilutional effect on your urine. A flaw to this method is that you dilute every other metabolites in your urine such as creatinine so it's quite obvious to the scientist intepreting the result.

Detection of THC also depends on the analyser used. If its highly sensitive then your doomed. =/


I don't think most testing centers do any kind of search if it is just for a typical job interview. Unless your doing it for something like parole or the job is dealing with controlled substances I doubt you'd be subjected to a search.
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Oct 26 2010 01:49am
Quote (thenoose @ Oct 26 2010 07:25pm)
I don't think most testing centers do any kind of search if it is just for a typical job interview. Unless your doing it for something like parole or the job is dealing with controlled substances I doubt you'd be subjected to a search.


you're right

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i kinda cross-referred it to drug testings in athelets

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Oct 26 2010 05:42am
Quote (jaydo111 @ Oct 23 2010 06:33pm)
get some one to pee ,  for u ,  n  bottle it


I did this for someone who worked at my job into a small sunny D bottle and it ended up spilling into his heating vents :rofl:
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Oct 28 2010 04:55pm
Drink 6-7 liters of water with lemon the day before. This will show a clean urin sample no matter how much u have smoked. People do that in jail to avoid isolation or other punishment.
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Oct 28 2010 09:43pm
I smoked everyday for about 6 months. Towards the end I was smoking between a quarter - half ounce a day. I got clean in about 2~ weeks.
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Quote (Sketzh @ Oct 29 2010 10:55am)
Drink 6-7 liters of water with lemon the day before. This will show a clean urin sample no matter how much u have smoked. People do that in jail to avoid isolation or other punishment.


may as well add tap water to your urine collection cup then.
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Oct 29 2010 01:48am
Quote (jova1316 @ Oct 28 2010 07:43pm)
I smoked everyday for about 6 months. Towards the end I was smoking between a quarter - half ounce a day. I got clean in about 2~ weeks.


i lol'd
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Nov 7 2010 06:04am
well i can give you this from self experience as i am currently on probation for such a drug.

i have been smokin all day everyday for 8 years, give or take. then that one fatefull afternoon i got caught.

the first time i pissed, i stoped smokin about 4-5 days before. i was dirty. (i test twice a month)
the second time i pissed, i pissed dirty BUT with less nano grams then i originally had in the first failed test. (you can fail your begging drug test and not violate probation because the thc is still in your system, but they send it to a lab to verify that the amount in your body has gone down from your last visit.)

accounting for all that, my thrid time i pissed i was squeaky clean. do the math.

took me a little over a month to clean my self of a decades worth of thc
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Nov 7 2010 01:43pm
Quote (foefoe @ Nov 7 2010 12:04pm)
well i can give you this from self experience as i am currently on probation for such a drug.

i have been smokin all day everyday for 8 years, give or take. then that one fatefull afternoon i got caught.

the first time i pissed, i stoped smokin about 4-5 days before. i was dirty. (i test twice a month)
the second time i pissed, i pissed dirty BUT with less nano grams then i originally had in the first failed test. (you can fail your begging drug test and not violate probation because the thc is still in your system, but they send it to a lab to verify that the amount in your body has gone down from your last visit.)

accounting for all that, my thrid time i pissed i was squeaky clean. do the math.

took me a little over a month to clean my self of a decades worth of thc


ya 5 weeks is normal for that. could be up to 8 weeks for people with really high fat content in their bodies.

i wouldnt push it under 3 weeks for anyone really.
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Nov 7 2010 03:40pm
Quote (jova1316 @ Oct 29 2010 04:43am)
I smoked everyday for about 6 months. Towards the end I was smoking between a quarter - half ounce a day. I got clean in about 2~ weeks.


Ahh^^ Good Times :cheers:
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