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Jun 21 2010 05:42am
Quote (tagged4nothing @ Jun 21 2010 01:58am)
Work=digging trenches in the sun at that time.  Care to explain how the same test failed with exercise and almost 8x more time than my passing test without exercise and only mass amounts of water?
I really am interested in what phenomenon caused this.  Mind you I have passed multiple drug tests within 24-48hour periods with water alone.  I failed 2.  2 I did not drink mass amounts of water. 1 of them i had very hard work in the hot sun.


IF thx was soluble in water, water pipes would not work. It is soluble in fat and alcohol. Drinking water does not clean the thc from your body.
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Jun 21 2010 08:30am
Quote (Aisu_aS @ Jun 21 2010 07:42am)
IF thx was soluble in water, water pipes would not work. It is soluble in fat and alcohol. Drinking water does not clean the thc from your body.


Fine, tell me what happened that made me pass then. If water doesn't help I did nothing to try to pass the drug test. I waited 14hours and BOOM. I passed. Okay, I will believe this for now. Now tell me how I failed in 4 days if I actually did something according to your statements. Your words say it is impossible for me to do what I have done. I no longer being on probation says otherwise.

Quote (Sioux @ Jun 21 2010 03:11am)
OH MY GOD BODY CHEMISTRY IS COMPLEX?! WHAT THE FUCK!?

If you were exercising the day of the drug test of course you failed. It causes the THC metabolite to flood the blood stream as it is being released from your fat cells, thus being highly concentrated in your urine.

But seriously if you need to take that many drug tests you may want to reevaluate your life.


You are retarded. I can pass in 14 hours with water. I failed without water but had plenty of exercise for 4 days. You are telling me that if I keep exercising every day, then I will never be clean. And I did reevaluate my life. Hence my claim to not smoking anymore. You are a failed birth. Correct this or start reading correctly.
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Jun 21 2010 08:33am
Exercising right up before the test is retarded. I never stated it would help you beat a test, i only told you why you failed with exercise.

Edit. Keeping a low BMI is the only thing exercise related that would help. Having less fat means you have less places to store thc in your body.

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Exercising right up before the test is retarded. I never stated it would help you beat a test, i only told you why you failed with exercise.


First, it was work. Not technically exercise. A lot of digging for 8/24hours a day.
Let me put this mathematically.

My experienced equation
Work+coffee+small water amounts*4days=fail
Water*14hours=pass

Your logic
Water=no help=void
Work=negative?(this is what I don't understand fully)
24hours-8hours=16hours of no work time. This is 2 hours more than I passed from the night I guzzled water.(which in your statements did not help but did not make it worse)
So here is what I am reading from you.

Water+14hours=14hours
16hours is 16hours. 14hours is pass. 16hours is fail.
I am also adding that I had 16hours*4 of nothing time. More than 4x the nothing time I had drinking water.
Not making sense? Cause it doesn't.
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Jun 21 2010 08:53am
Quote (tagged4nothing @ Jun 21 2010 09:43am)
First, it was work.  Not technically exercise.  A lot of digging for 8/24hours a day.
Let me put this mathematically.

My experienced equation
Work+coffee+small water amounts*4days=fail
Water*14hours=pass

Your logic
Water=no help=void
Work=negative?(this is what I don't understand fully)
24hours-8hours=16hours of no work time.  This is 2 hours more than I passed from the night I guzzled water.(which in your statements did not help but did not make it worse)
So here is what I am reading from you.

Water+14hours=14hours
16hours is 16hours.    14hours is pass.  16hours is fail.
I am also adding that I had 16hours*4 of nothing time.  More than 4x the nothing time I had drinking water.
Not making sense?  Cause it doesn't.


Kill yourself, dumb shitclod.

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Jun 21 2010 09:01am
Quote (tagged4nothing @ Jun 21 2010 09:43am)
First, it was work.  Not technically exercise.  A lot of digging for 8/24hours a day.
Let me put this mathematically.

My experienced equation
Work+coffee+small water amounts*4days=fail
Water*14hours=pass

Your logic
Water=no help=void
Work=negative?(this is what I don't understand fully)
24hours-8hours=16hours of no work time.  This is 2 hours more than I passed from the night I guzzled water.(which in your statements did not help but did not make it worse)
So here is what I am reading from you.

Water+14hours=14hours
16hours is 16hours.    14hours is pass.  16hours is fail.
I am also adding that I had 16hours*4 of nothing time.  More than 4x the nothing time I had drinking water.
Not making sense?  Cause it doesn't.


Manual labor is still burning fat. reread my posts and you will get your answer, if you dont. You might be mentally retarded.
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Quote (Aisu_aS @ Jun 21 2010 11:01am)
Manual labor is still burning fat. reread my posts and you will get your answer, if you dont. You might be mentally retarded.


Quote (Aisu_aS @ Jun 21 2010 12:34am)
Either the sample wasnt tested or the test is very shitty. Water has no effect on thc in the body.



Exercise burns fat, were thc is stored, therefor you are allowing it to be removed from the body by removing its storage medium.


ok what?
You say exercise removes THC from the body, then you say it doesn't?
Are you reading what i wrote?
I passed with only water in 14hours.
I failed with exercise in 4 days of absence of smoking.
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ok what?
You say exercise removes THC from the body, then you say it doesn't?
Are you reading what i wrote?
I passed with only water in 14hours.
I failed with exercise in 4 days of absence of smoking.


Ill list the steps:

1. Exercise burns fat.
2. Thc is stored in body fat.
3. when you burn fat thc is released back into the body.
4. That said thc is then expelled in urine.

I never said exercise didnt remove thc*. i think you need to lean towards the idea that you might be mentally retarded. I have already addressed that water does not remove thc from the body.

This post was edited by Aisu_aS on Jun 21 2010 09:35am
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Jun 21 2010 09:39am
Read this entire page then post again if you still dont understand.

http://www.passadrugtestingforall.com/some-facts-about-popular-home-remedies-passing-drug-test-a-10.html

Also read this

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_water_help_wash_out_THC_in_your_body

This post was edited by Aisu_aS on Jun 21 2010 09:39am
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