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Oct 27 2009 02:49pm
Quote (dudecool @ Oct 27 2009 08:35pm)
ok this is how some really dumbass people view this, the calender ends on dec 21st 2012. ok hold up i better check mine real fast. WHOLEY LIVING SHIT according to the calender the world will end december 31st of this year omfg we better all repent!!!!
no, think of it logicaly(i cant spell but still) ok the AMERICAN calender has a beginning and a end ok. just because it ends does not mean its the end of the world as we know it. just the end of a year right.
the myans calender is wayy longer than our calenders, they thought they would live forever. so mab 12k years to our calender is 1 year to theres. all we gotta do is flip there calender back over and start another 12k year cycle. and btw the bullshit about the solar system alligning and destroying evreything. was made up by a lil nerd guy that wanted to scare evreyone so he culd laugh and scream get some ok.
check the astro thingy on google. the solar system alignes evrey year on december 21st ruleing out the whole Major gravity change,
wow all that an just think im only a teen.

oo yeah, and to clear evreything elce up... do we really want to listen to pplz that worshiped the danm sun??? point made


am i right tho, does this make sence????? (danmit see i still cant spell hold up ill quote burn myself. ahem. gtf outta here rando with ur 3rd grade ghrammer fuck off. there that saved some pplz time hahah
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Oct 27 2009 04:51pm
The universe ends in 2012 and a big sign comes up saying "Level 2"
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Oct 27 2009 05:47pm
There's gunna be a fucking zombie apocalypse int 2012 okay people, stop believing otherwise.
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Oct 28 2009 12:19am
It was Terrence McKenna's work in Novelty Theory and his "Timewave Zero" that brought this whole "WE GUNNA DIE IN 2012" to what it is now. McKenna died in 2000 to a brain tumor. Anyways, it was McKenna who suggested that history can be plotted with the iChing that would present a logarithmic chart of the amount of novelty in the world, or in other words, human progress and innovation. When the "Timewave" dropped down, it meant that the world was experiencing an age of novelty. McKenna demonstrated that his iChing/History analysis had a correlation between events such as the plague, the Italian Renaissance, the Protestant Reformation and many other events. It was on the date of Dec 21 2012 that McKenna's Timewave dipped below the X axis. McKenna never made any concrete suggestions with his pseudoscience bullshit (though really entertaining bullshit, I respect the man for his Blake scholarship) as to what would happen. All McKenna said was that the day was a day of great novelty and once suggested that it's possible time travel is first used that day allowing time to run in a nonlinear fashion.

It's all bullshit. I don't understand the fascination with apocalyptic situations or zombies. It will be a day like any other, humans experience the universe, the universe does not experience human machinations of time or human value. What I'm trying to say is that today very well could have been October 28 3009. Dates are contingent, anyone can recognize this.

Here's more reading on McKenna if you were interested in further reading. He's my favorite crackpot along with Richard Stallman as both are right about 95% of the time, it's the 5% that's batshit.

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/mad-science/terence-mckenna/
http://deoxy.org/mckenna.htm

Oh yeah, some ripoff of McKenna is out there now, talking about Quazqetol or whatever that Aztec God was... don't bother with his work.

This post was edited by Chardonnay on Oct 28 2009 12:21am
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Oct 30 2009 10:07am
I WANT A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
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Nov 3 2009 11:39am
I hope it will.. then I wont have to get a job
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Nov 3 2009 04:56pm
historians believe we interpreted the calandar wrong by 208 years, it ends in 2200. its the mayan y2k bug, historians are pissed at all the misinformation.

very interesting discussion at slashdot, read this:

http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/10/26/1517242
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Nov 3 2009 05:06pm
No one can tell whats going to happen in the future
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Nov 3 2009 05:27pm
Quote (Mag1z @ Nov 3 2009 05:39pm)
I hope it will.. then I wont have to get a job


Haha
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Nov 4 2009 01:22am
[əˈpɒkəlɪps]
n
1. a prophetic disclosure or revelation
2. an event of great importance, violence, etc., like the events described in the Apocalypse

it isn't always death and destruction, stop spreading fear everyone...
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