Quote (phrosty @ Mon, 1 Jun 2009, 13:38)

nop.. this
http://i41.tinypic.com/2lxtcex.jpg

but anyways.. here i go lol.. taken from dave chappel's "live at the filmore. for what its worth"

"scientists thing aids came from people fuckin monkeys...
thats just ridiculous. people dont fuck both monkeys and people.
you dont be like ima fuck my chimp tonight.. but thursday ima go holla at charlene.
shits ridiculous.
your boys all like come on to the club with us holla at these women...
nah.. ima stay here with my monkey.. know how long it took me to train it to suck my dick? without peelin it!"

Quote (ExtremeTickler @ Wed, Jun 17 2009, 09:54pm)

i heard gorrillas have very small penises and humans have like the largest penises out of all primates

wouldnt be fun to watch with very small penises involved

Quote (lighttactics @ Sun, 31 May 2009, 17:04)

If a woman had sex with a gorilla, getting pregnant and giving birth, we would be able see what mans early ancestors really looked like and include actual photographs in scientific volumes dealing with Neanderthal man. Due to the mixing of species, it might not be possible to produce offspring or it might be more likely if a man had sex with a female gorilla but this would be much less fun to watch. Due to father/mother percentage variations we would probably need about 50 women to do it to get an average. We could put the babies on an island with hidden cameras and see if they invent the wheel and discover fire. Call it Monkey Island and sell series rights. Another bonus would be enough actors to produce footage that would make the opening scenes from '2001 A Space Odyssey' look like a primary school play. I would call mine Manky as it is a cross between man and monkey and would teach him to love.

Quote (XxLeGeNdPkxX @ Tue, Jun 16 2009, 09:50pm)

lmfao epic idea

are you stoned? jw

Quote (lighttactics @ Sun, May 31 2009, 06:04pm)

If a woman had sex with a gorilla, getting pregnant and giving birth, we would be able see what mans early ancestors really looked like and include actual photographs in scientific volumes dealing with Neanderthal man. Due to the mixing of species, it might not be possible to produce offspring or it might be more likely if a man had sex with a female gorilla but this would be much less fun to watch. Due to father/mother percentage variations we would probably need about 50 women to do it to get an average. We could put the babies on an island with hidden cameras and see if they invent the wheel and discover fire. Call it Monkey Island and sell series rights. Another bonus would be enough actors to produce footage that would make the opening scenes from '2001 A Space Odyssey' look like a primary school play. I would call mine Manky as it is a cross between man and monkey and would teach him to love.