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Sep 16 2010 06:11pm
Quote (PSPZorZ @ Sep 16 2010 07:04pm)
Then Tokiko stood up and asked "Professor, does poor exist?"

The professor replied, "Of course poor exists, is it just pure chance that you have no money to your name?"

Tokiko replied, "In fact sir, poor does not exist. What I have is, in fact, the absence of wealth."

Then Tokiko said, "Does fat exist?"

The professor said, "Oh course it does. Surely someone with that body would know that it does."

Tokiko answered saying, "In fact, fat does not exist. What I have is simply the absence of skinny."

The professor then quit his job, left, and did something that Tokiko would never experience. The professor went home to his wife and experienced what the absence of virginity was like.


made me lol
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Sep 16 2010 06:21pm
Quote (PSPZorZ @ Sep 16 2010 06:04pm)
Then Tokiko stood up and asked "Professor, does poor exist?"

The professor replied, "Of course poor exists, is it just pure chance that you have no money to your name?"

Tokiko replied, "In fact sir, poor does not exist. What I have is, in fact, the absence of wealth."

Then Tokiko said, "Does fat exist?"

The professor said, "Oh course it does. Surely someone with that body would know that it does."

Tokiko answered saying, "In fact, fat does not exist. What I have is simply the absence of skinny."

The professor then quit his job, left, and did something that Tokiko would never experience. The professor went home to his wife and experienced what the absence of virginity was like.


i lold tbh , not because its true because its not( xcept virgin part im only 15 bro :/ ) .
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Sep 16 2010 07:51pm
Quote (PSPZorZ @ Sep 17 2010 12:04am)
Then Tokiko stood up and asked "Professor, does poor exist?"

The professor replied, "Of course poor exists, is it just pure chance that you have no money to your name?"

Tokiko replied, "In fact sir, poor does not exist. What I have is, in fact, the absence of wealth."

Then Tokiko said, "Does fat exist?"

The professor said, "Oh course it does. Surely someone with that body would know that it does."

Tokiko answered saying, "In fact, fat does not exist. What I have is simply the absence of skinny."

The professor then quit his job, left, and did something that Tokiko would never experience. The professor went home to his wife and experienced what the absence of virginity was like.


LOL
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