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Jun 20 2010 09:40pm
oil change

you won't enjoy it :)
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Jun 20 2010 10:08pm
Any other ideas on how to do this?
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Jun 20 2010 10:26pm
Quote (tagged4nothing @ Jun 20 2010 09:14pm)
I never stated up to a week before the test.  Why put words in my mouth.  I said I passed within 14 hours without working and sweating.  3 liters of water before I passed out when i called at 3am, then woke up around 10am to continue drinking water until around 4pm where I ate a hearty meal and drank milk after words for the last  couple hours before I dropped.  To say water has no effect I would find false as I worked a full week and failed 4 days after smoking when I was thinking I could use coffee instead of water.

In short.  Coffee + work without smoking for 4 days=failed
water + water + water without smoking for 14hours = pass

That is simple experience my friend.


Experiences differ by body weight and drug test administered. water doesnt "clean" the thc out of you seeing as thc isnt soluble in it.
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Jun 20 2010 10:31pm
Quote (Aisu_aS @ Jun 21 2010 04:26am)
Experiences differ by body weight and drug test administered. water doesnt "clean" the thc out of you seeing as thc isnt soluble in it.


Then how do some people pass right after smoking and they smoke all the time. My case is, I smoked last night and tonight. Smoked some on the 5th and was clean on the 15th with nothing but pool, hot tub, sleep, eat, and drinking ton of water.
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Jun 20 2010 10:34pm
I'm just saying what worked for me. I'm alway doing shit outside that makes me sweat a lot too. that's what helped for me you guys talk to long and argue what works and doesn't. Just list what works for u and he can try a little of everything.
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Then how do some people pass right after smoking and they smoke all the time. My case is, I smoked last night and tonight. Smoked some on the 5th and was clean on the 15th with nothing but pool, hot tub, sleep, eat, and drinking ton of water.


Either the sample wasnt tested or the test is very shitty. Water has no effect on thc in the body.

Quote (ThurgoodJenkins @ Jun 20 2010 11:34pm)
I'm just saying what worked for me. I'm alway doing shit outside that makes me sweat a lot too. that's what helped for me you guys talk to long and argue what works and doesn't. Just list what works for u and he can try a little of everything.


Exercise burns fat, were thc is stored, therefor you are allowing it to be removed from the body by removing its storage medium.

This post was edited by Aisu_aS on Jun 20 2010 10:36pm
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Quote (Aisu_aS @ Jun 21 2010 12:34am)
Either the sample wasnt tested or the test is very shitty. Water has no effect on thc in the body.



Exercise burns fat, were thc is stored, therefor you are allowing it to be removed from the body by removing its storage medium.


Quote (tagged4nothing @ Jun 20 2010 10:14pm)
I never stated up to a week before the test.  Why put words in my mouth.  I said I passed within 14 hours without working and sweating.  3 liters of water before I passed out when i called at 3am, then woke up around 10am to continue drinking water until around 4pm where I ate a hearty meal and drank milk after words for the last  couple hours before I dropped.  To say water has no effect I would find false as I worked a full week and failed 4 days after smoking when I was thinking I could use coffee instead of water.

In short.  Coffee + work without smoking for 4 days=failed
water + water + water without smoking for 14hours = pass


That is simple experience my friend.


Work=digging trenches in the sun at that time. Care to explain how the same test failed with exercise and almost 8x more time than my passing test without exercise and only mass amounts of water?
I really am interested in what phenomenon caused this. Mind you I have passed multiple drug tests within 24-48hour periods with water alone. I failed 2. 2 I did not drink mass amounts of water. 1 of them i had very hard work in the hot sun.
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Jun 21 2010 01:01am
Use someone elses piss you moron.
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Quote (tagged4nothing @ Jun 21 2010 02:58am)
Work=digging trenches in the sun at that time.  Care to explain how the same test failed with exercise and almost 8x more time than my passing test without exercise and only mass amounts of water?
I really am interested in what phenomenon caused this.  Mind you I have passed multiple drug tests within 24-48hour periods with water alone.  I failed 2.  2 I did not drink mass amounts of water. 1 of them i had very hard work in the hot sun.


OH MY GOD BODY CHEMISTRY IS COMPLEX?! WHAT THE FUCK!?

If you were exercising the day of the drug test of course you failed. It causes the THC metabolite to flood the blood stream as it is being released from your fat cells, thus being highly concentrated in your urine.

But seriously if you need to take that many drug tests you may want to reevaluate your life.
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Jun 21 2010 02:11am
My friend told that drinking some of that lemon stuff you use for food just before a test would work. I'm not sure though.
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