Quote (TheLordWeirdSloughFeg @ Mar 13 2010 10:16pm)
Unless you have a woman, obviously. The equation is modified completely without the existence of one in your home.
Like this:
Dishes + Woman = Clean Dishes
Fairly simple, yes? Well, it is. If you don't have one, however...:
No Woman + I Have Money From Not Having A Woman + I Have A Car That Is Not Wrecked From Not Having A Woman = Driving To The Store To Purchase Paper Plates
It doesn't end there. See this:
Single + Has Paper Plates Now = No Dishes To Wash
If for some reason, though, you have a woman AND paper plates... well, refer to this equation:
Woman + Has Paper Plates Now = Loss Of Money
You see, when you have a bitch, there's no need to spend money on two different things (you're spending money on the woman, aren't you?). You already have your woman, so she will do your dishes. Buying paper plates would only be a waste of money at this point.
no. a man that cant designate 5 minutes to do the fucking dishes is a lazy soon to be divorced hesher.
Quote (Bear_Grylls @ Mar 15 2010 04:21pm)
Stupid American, yes use your paper plates to save a little money. Whilst contributing to the destruction of the forests.
not to mention the chinese paper plates are a smite bit cheaper than american.
This post was edited by juliusjuice on Mar 16 2010 02:59am