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Jun 1 2009 01:46am
Quote (Sioux @ Mon, Jun 1 2009, 03:14am)
I feel like this is only an excuse for him to see Gorilla on woman porn.


I would love to see this
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Jun 1 2009 05:38am
Quote (Goukakyou @ Mon, Jun 1 2009, 01:36am)
this


nop.. this


but anyways.. here i go lol.. taken from dave chappel's "live at the filmore. for what its worth"

"scientists thing aids came from people fuckin monkeys...
thats just ridiculous. people dont fuck both monkeys and people.
you dont be like ima fuck my chimp tonight.. but thursday ima go holla at charlene.
shits ridiculous.
your boys all like come on to the club with us holla at these women...
nah.. ima stay here with my monkey.. know how long it took me to train it to suck my dick? without peelin it!"
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Jun 1 2009 09:09am
Quote (lighttactics @ Sun, May 31 2009, 02:04pm)
If a woman had sex with a gorilla, getting pregnant and giving birth, we would be able see what mans early ancestors really looked like and include actual photographs in scientific volumes dealing with Neanderthal man. Due to the mixing of species, it might not be possible to produce offspring or it might be more likely if a man had sex with a female gorilla but this would be much less fun to watch. Due to father/mother percentage variations we would probably need about 50 women to do it to get an average. We could put the babies on an island with hidden cameras and see if they invent the wheel and discover fire. Call it Monkey Island and sell series rights. Another bonus would be enough actors to produce footage that would make the opening scenes from '2001 A Space Odyssey' look like a primary school play. I would call mine Manky as it is a cross between man and monkey and would teach him to love.


:lol:
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Jun 1 2009 05:24pm
I lol'd. This was epic win op!
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Jun 1 2009 11:37pm
that would be pretty bad ass..
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Jun 1 2009 11:54pm
Quote (Saint17 @ Tue, Jun 2 2009, 05:37am)
that would be pretty bad ass..


Lol wouldnt it??
Women having sex with gorillas
Sounds hot
:rofl:
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Jun 2 2009 01:20am
Quote (mez_steve @ Tue, Jun 2 2009, 05:54am)
Lol wouldnt it??
Women having sex with gorillas
Sounds hot
:rofl:


trust me it is (:
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Jun 2 2009 01:20am
Quote (sk8n @ Tue, Jun 2 2009, 07:20am)
trust me it is (:


Lol!!!
I bet your not kidding
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Jun 2 2009 04:13am
humans and monkeys can't reproduce though... number of chromosomes isn't equal
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Jun 2 2009 04:28am
Quote (Viona @ Tue, 2 Jun 2009, 12:13)
humans and monkeys can't reproduce though... number of chromosomes isn't equal


this... but still funny^^
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