Methane? On Mars? No.. it cannot be. Oh no, this can't be happening. Not like this. Not like this.
It is happening sooner then I thought. The estimates were wrong. God help us.
In a matter of months, the egg shell that is hosting the only Vulcaraptorian left from the previous universe, will split open as it spreads its wings and blinks its eyes from the ligth of the sun for the first time, with eyes the size of the moon I might add. You know this egg shell as the 4th planet from our sun. May god have mercy on us all. The terrible creature will immediately seek sustenance, and as it grips our planet in its terrible south-america sized talons, our carapaces will be burst asunder, and our timeline will cease. I pray to god, you don't drop that yellow cake