According to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy:
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Creator of the universe as claimed by adherents of the faith on planet Viltvodle VI: Their legend has it that the universe was sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure, and they thus live in perpetual fear of the time they call 'The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief.'
That makes about as much sense as what you posted... Except that Hitchhikers Guide was trying to be funny, and I doubt you were....
This post was edited by Azrad on Sep 17 2013 02:50pm