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Feb 10 2012 10:15pm
so are you poor but you like fiery explosions like the 4th of july? well its your lucky day because you CAN make it happen for a very minimal cost of time and effort.

simply make a good sized fire with lots of coals. then collect a few rocks from a creek or river. throw them in the fire and wait. shortly you will be having the time of your life. even better if on acid.
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Feb 10 2012 11:22pm
also paint cans and used oil filters in the fire!
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Feb 11 2012 09:54am
:rofl: sounds like fun
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Feb 11 2012 12:44pm
yes subwoofer paint cans are an EXCELLENT addition to the party.

and if we start drinking and really get wild we have some ammuntion to toss in that bitch too :D

oh and 1 disclaimer for idiots- dont pick up exploded rock fragments. IT BURNZZ!

This post was edited by lone500 on Feb 11 2012 12:46pm
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Feb 11 2012 12:47pm
lol I've burned all that stuff before lol, oh shi does this make me a redneck? :o
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Feb 11 2012 10:55pm
Quote (lone500 @ Feb 11 2012 01:44pm)
yes subwoofer paint cans are an EXCELLENT addition to the party.

and if we start drinking and really get wild we have some ammuntion to toss in that bitch too  :D

oh and 1 disclaimer for idiots- dont pick up exploded rock fragments. IT BURNZZ!


pfft oil filters turn into flame throwers after a while though! i was surprised the first time this happened i really didn't expect it lol.

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lol I've burned all that stuff before lol, oh shi does this make me a redneck?  :o


yes but its not mandatory to beat your wife and act cool while drinking bud light.
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pfft oil filters turn into flame throwers after a while though! i was surprised the first time this happened i really didn't expect it lol.



yes but its not mandatory to beat your wife and act cool while drinking bud light.


if beating your wife while holding a bud light in one hand, your dick in another hand, and a redneck oil filter roman candle in another hand isnt cool then what is?
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Quote (lone500 @ Feb 12 2012 02:43pm)
if beating your wife while holding a bud light inone hand, your dick in another hand, and a redneck oil filter roman candle in another handisnt cool then what is?


in their 3 hands? what rednecks do you know?

This post was edited by murder567 on Feb 19 2012 05:16pm
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in their 3 hands? what rednecks do you know?


sometimes inbreeding works out!
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sometimes inbreeding works out!



lawl almost made coffee spew out my nose. :rofl:
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