I am starting this to see who can come up with some intelligent and creative Chuck Norris jokes. I came up with this one in my organic chemistry class:

Chuck Norris didn't have to learn about Sn2 reactions, because there is no nucleophille foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris from his backside.

I am interested to see what you can come up with, and I made this one up

lmfao!

i'm not creative to come up with my own but this is paleontology related

the dinosaurs pissed chuck norris off once....

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

This post was edited by AEtheric on Dec 6 2010 12:30am

not funny

i lol'd

If you measure that Chuck Norris's foot is exactly in front of your face, Heisenberg will tell you precisely what the foot's momentum is, and Schrodinger will observe Chuck Norris collapsing your head's wave function.

Pretty sure that's impossible.

That one was good.

Chuck Norris just shrunk himself to quantum size, to roundhouse a Cyclohexane in "boat configuration", that he may have a "chair" to sit down to read this thread...

... and ofc he wasn't small enough and thus accidentally created an infinite amount of parallel universes, due to the force of the kick. O_o

How does Chuck Norris suppress vestibular or equilibrium abnormalities during a kill so that aerial acrobatic maneuvers don't cause him to fall victim to himself?