If I am smoking right now, what are the ways to be clean enough to go take a drug test IN ONE WEEK OR SO for a job?

If you know you have to take a drug test why are you smoking right now? You should have stopped as soon as you knew you had to take one.

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this guys retarded, anyways get a detox drink and drink a shit ton of water for the next week. Then go to jamba juice and get wheat grass shots every day after your detox drink. I've done this myself and it wokred in 6 days

Detox drinks are pseudoscience.

If you really want to pass the test, don't bother with a detox kit. Don't bother drinking a ton of water until the day of the test, its just for dilution as it has nothing to do with THC removal from the bloodstream. Exercise a lot, eat fatty foods the night before the test. Those are the only things that actually help towards passing a test.

I beg to differ with your statement. I have passed numerous drug tests that also test for dilution and for things such as Niacin. Only by drinking tons and tons of water. I did work hard outside jobs that made me sweat, but not every time I passed. I passed a lab drug test within 14 hours as I had to call every day to find out when I dropped, only by drinking mass water and eating a large hearty meal before leaving to balance my piss from being too diluted. I have heard drinking too much water can send you into shock though. Anyways, just quit smoking. I know it seems an ignorant thing to say to someone who enjoys smoking for fun. But you have a problem if you can't quit for a job or probation. I had a problem and now it is gone. It is much simpler and cheaper on the wallet. If you really won't quit, look into getting a medical card for it. Although this may also make you lose your job as you are considered to need medical treatment.

Why would you need to dilute your urine up to a week before the test? You only need it day of. Drinking water doesn't metabolize THC, only exercise will.

I never stated up to a week before the test. Why put words in my mouth. I said I passed within 14 hours without working and sweating. 3 liters of water before I passed out when i called at 3am, then woke up around 10am to continue drinking water until around 4pm where I ate a hearty meal and drank milk after words for the last couple hours before I dropped. To say water has no effect I would find false as I worked a full week and failed 4 days after smoking when I was thinking I could use coffee instead of water.

In short. Coffee + work without smoking for 4 days=failed
water + water + water without smoking for 14hours = pass

That is simple experience my friend.

Lack of knowledge. I figured since water worked so well to clean me out that coffee would do the same since it is made mostly of water. I was mistaken. I found a solution though. Don't smoke weed and I can drink coffee all damn day.