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May 31 2009 05:04pm

If a woman had sex with a gorilla, getting pregnant and giving birth, we would be able see what mans early ancestors really looked like and include actual photographs in scientific volumes dealing with Neanderthal man. Due to the mixing of species, it might not be possible to produce offspring or it might be more likely if a man had sex with a female gorilla but this would be much less fun to watch. Due to father/mother percentage variations we would probably need about 50 women to do it to get an average. We could put the babies on an island with hidden cameras and see if they invent the wheel and discover fire. Call it Monkey Island and sell series rights. Another bonus would be enough actors to produce footage that would make the opening scenes from '2001 A Space Odyssey' look like a primary school play. I would call mine Manky as it is a cross between man and monkey and would teach him to love.
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May 31 2009 06:06pm
Just lol'd.
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May 31 2009 06:30pm
Quote (lighttactics @ Sun, May 31 2009, 11:04pm)
If a woman had sex with a gorilla, getting pregnant and giving birth, we would be able see what mans early ancestors really looked like and include actual photographs in scientific volumes dealing with Neanderthal man. Due to the mixing of species, it might not be possible to produce offspring or it might be more likely if a man had sex with a female gorilla but this would be much less fun to watch. Due to father/mother percentage variations we would probably need about 50 women to do it to get an average. We could put the babies on an island with hidden cameras and see if they invent the wheel and discover fire. Call it Monkey Island and sell series rights. Another bonus would be enough actors to produce footage that would make the opening scenes from '2001 A Space Odyssey' look like a primary school play. I would call mine Manky as it is a cross between man and monkey and would teach him to love.


This would be interesting
You should develop a team to make this happen.
Good luck on your success
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May 31 2009 08:15pm
I'm laughing really hard right now.
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May 31 2009 09:07pm
that was god damned epic
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May 31 2009 09:14pm
I feel like this is only an excuse for him to see Gorilla on woman porn.
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May 31 2009 09:57pm
Quote (Sioux @ Sun, May 31 2009, 08:14pm)
I feel like this is only an excuse for him to see Gorilla on woman porn.

Would that be so wrong?
May 31 2009 10:18pm
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May 31 2009 11:45pm
lol
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Jun 1 2009 01:36am
Quote (Osirislives @ Mon, Jun 1 2009, 03:07am)
that was god damned epic

this
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