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Sep 29 2010 07:29pm
#1 GUIDE TO BEING BM!!!!!!




"The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies,
to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth,
to see those dear to them bathed in tears,
to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.”

Genghis Khan



Here is me being evil on my auradin





This is for everyone's enjoyment. Mostly for people who are dedicated being evil.
or those who are soo bored of this 10 year old game that they just want to have
a bit of fun. Maybe you are tired of all those kids trying to bm you and want to show them
what evil is all about.

Read on......




Before you become evil

Step1
GO to pvp section And read all THE GM rules

Step2
Dont follow them

STACK resists, sorbs, Use dracs, exile, all curses, never finish a duel if your health is running low
go to town and reheal (frustrates ppl) NEver say go, always jump them in the most surprising
manner you can think of.

HAve a belt with full juvs 3rows
last row should be filled with tps

Juv in emergency. Use akara for general healing.

Use anything it takes to be as evil as you can be. You are the limitless and are not bound
by any law. Now laugh with me MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Prebuffing

Prebuff yourself before going out to duel. Unless you dont need it (eg fading vs a bone nec)
FAde from treachery
Enchant from Demon Limb
Pre bo yourself or get a friend barb to do it for you. ( you can pp with barb get him to bo you then hostile him ^^)
Revive your merc (have him carry infinity, insight w/e boosts your dmg and lowers theirs)
If you are a nec go farm revives
If you are sorc prebuff Energy shield with 9es staff
Stack auras on bugdin
+ anything else you find usefull.
then switch to main dueling gear.

What ITEMS to you use

You will use your standard Gear for each class but here is the difference
You will stack resists, absorbs of any kind that you need.
Raven frost
Wisp projector
Tgods
Rising sun
Dwarf star
Hotspurs
+others

Get out Items with charges on them (you can buy them from merchants - knives, wands, javs)

Wands with life tap
lower resist
Iron maiden (vs any melee)
Sanctuary runeword (slow missile charges)
Cresent moon runeword (wolf charges)


Party up with a friend/s to use each others auras, curses, skills etc.
Team up. even if its 6v1 Let the noob cry and rage quit.

IF you have no friends still okay you dont need any cause you are bad ass mother fuker.

Dueling SECTION

HOSTILE EVERYONE

Before you step outside Call every one the most creative names you can possibly can think of.
MAke them respond and cry back at u. ALWAYS TYPE WITH CAPS IT PISSES PPL OFF FOR SOME REASON.

YOu then need to type out a grey box over your head as this surprises people
and really annoys them.
type this>>>>>>>
! YOU ARE XXXX YOU ARE XXXXYOU ARE XXXX YOU ARE XXXX YOU ARE XXXX YOU ARE XXXX

until you fill out the box. push enter and you now have a box full of creative writing. If you can draw
an image it would be even more awsome.

Now you are ready to duel.

Its always best to surprise your opponents. So go out from cold plains and tele to the battle zone.
Just outside their screen make a tp and spam long range projectiles at them.
Like bone spirit, ga You should see some of them die and cry wtf, ibs? how did i die? cry cry cry.

If they figure out or see you then its time to go close up and personal. Prepare yourself to run if they come heavy.
Cast any curse you wish, Decreplify, amp, lower resists, life tap etc. Then proceed spamming everything you got.
hammers, traps, arrows, w/e MELEE chars are not particulary great at bm
as you require to close in on them and
they could escape.

You should have the first surprise. Kill them first. This way they will have no body, and naked they are weak.
Which brings me to my second phase of dueling.

Here is a pro tip for the day to being evil

This works particularly well on barbs and any melee phisical dmging char.

You go out and revive yourself some Fallens or quilrats with
eternity, harmony, wand

then when you go up to them just cast iron maiden from a wand.
Let them hit you and they will kill themselves on you.

Sometimes you can draw them to jump you while some zombies or fallen are near you.
They will kill themselves on them.

It will say xxxnoobxxx was killed by Fallen :evillol:

Proffesional Nuking

Any sorc or Auradin, sin, bowa, necro is good at this. Some will be a bit disadvantaged.
You will sit outside town spamming and killing any naked kids trying to pick up their corpses.
Put traps infront of town, seal the enterance with bone walls, cast blizzard etc etc...

They will CRY CRY CRY!!!! OH Did I mention ALMOST EVery one of those kids HATES their GOLD
BEING taken!!!!! SOO HElp yourself and let those whiny scrawns CRY MORE :cry:

To play with them try to have them run up their corpse without killing them
JUST when they are about to pick it up kill them. NOTHING is funnier.

Professionals will collect their ears and sell them. Never leave evidence of your demise!!!

Proffessional tip

I thought of one very nice trick inspired by Tommyvv actually.

HAve two stacked auradins. One with fire one with light.
Have them both absorb each other like rising sun, dwarf stars, etc
Then hostile each other. And stand outside of town.

They will both heal each other while having two very powerful stacked auras
to kill anyone. They will be practicly invinsible.


TOWN GUARDING

This particular works in the favour of Bear druid
or ww barb
or Fc java or Bowzon.

Just type AFK and stand at the edge of the town enterance.
If you see someone trying to exit, you quickly jump outside and kill them. LOL!!!!

IMPORTANT:

Your Etiquette and Language

ALways treat them Lower then dirt.
THink That you had sex with their mum and tell them you
are their daddy. Call them kids and your son.

Make them rage quit, always find ways to make them more infuriated then you have met them.

Here is a pro tip. Get to know them first and be kind. Then when it suits you most kill them, call them
retards and stab them in the back with a bluntest knife you can find.
(Eg Party up with them tell them to team up with you. When they bo you, chant you, kill someone you cant
take on by yourself, give you some money <<<< you kill them) They should know better fools!!!!!


AFter when you are done with the game
You are the only one that should be left standing as all of them usually should rage quit.
IF not or you want to exit early "Just SPAM IN CAPS !!!!!!

And even better if you are a bone nec

SPAM some bonewall around the map and BO yourself. <<<<
This will drop the game


BM in baal runs

Necro is especially usefull here.

Bonewall is your best friend just spam it like there is no tomorrow.
Combine this with battle orders and you will drop games.

Bots will usually hate you for killing baal in top2-4

Best way to do this is getting a java zon and a lower resist nec.
Leave party when you are just about to kill baal. Cast lower resist and have infinity at all times
just use ls to kill baal You will get more xp and every one around you will cry
This particuar strategy works even more effectively in non bot runs. As people will be furious with you.

Killing bots

Get a light sorc with infinity or a fb. Quickly join a bot run. Hostile immediately.
The bot will usually go to akara, sell buy pots, repair, id items from cain.
Which is usually enough time for you to enter world stone wp. You have to wait awhile
before you can go to a wp once you hostile anyone.

So they will usually enter the wp and proceed to bo themselves, etc.
You may quickly kill them there
Also helps to have a lower resist wand with you
as this makes it even easier.
Enjoy free gold and lots of it !!!!!!!!!!

Killing noobs in baal/chaos/lvling GAMES

Okay a there are a number of chars that can do this.
But There are a few that will really shine.

HammerDANG
Sorc Fire/light with infinity or Blizzy
BoneNec
Trapper

Okay First and foremost Noobs are either not geared or suck balls
wearing pvm gear.

Only a few chars will be good. The bot will always jump you. And in this case a hdin most likely.

First hostile every one!!!

This will prevent them going to wps Pre bo yourself in the mean time in act1 or w/e


You will need to tele to throne. There will be some people scared and holding on to
their nuts.
A few brave souls will stay in throne. So once you are in throne go up for the kill.
Alternatively and this is my recommended way is to wait till bot sends tp. Or tele there yourself.
MAke a tp in throne somewhere down in the middle of a mob away from the main room.
Go back to town hostile every one !!!!!!!

Dont jump right in there unless you are good. But stay outside and spam your shit.
(fb, lightning, bonespirits, traps etc etc)

If you are a nec I recommend getting a few revives where pindle hangs out.
seriously have chicken on or be prepared to flee/town It can be embarassing
to die there.....

BUt its such a thrill to have every one killed and they all Will cry and leave>>>
Same thing would apply to chaos runs or lvlng/questing You just have to find them and kill your prey!!!!!

When playing lvl up games with people.

Its very evil
to let other people be infront of you
and be like meatshields.

Especially in a2 where those beetles are.
If you spam lots of shit at the beetle they release the charged bolt resulting in kiling the players.... hehehe

Also I really recommend this

When you are in baal throne room those dolls come out you pop them infront of people. I once killed a lvl 97sorc

like that and boy she was mad, since she lvled by herself. LOL


NAMING YOUR EVIL HERO

NAME YOUR CHAR THe MOST BM YOU CAN THINK OF

MAKE SURE ITS IN CAPS!!!!

MAKE IT KNOWN. <<< People are very infuriated if you
T"YPE in CAPS and DONT USE CORRECT GRAMMAR LOL

EXAMPLES:

EAT-YOUALIVE
Y-CRYSOMUCH
SCRATCHMYBALLS
MUFF_DIVER
PUBES
COMEaT_MEbRO

It must be personal and something you feel a
true evil person do. (pm me a name and I will help you choose one)

This is psycological game with their mind.
Kids will normally get a sense of stress when they see you coming.
Their reactions will be rash and they will generally make mistakes.

PLay Mind games with these MORONS
THey WILL CRACK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


HEre Is what Evil people should listen to
When playing d2!!!! A MUST





ALRIGHT NOW GO OUT THERE AND BE AS
BAD AS YOU CAN MY EVIL MINIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Sep 29 2010 07:32pm
why repost?
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If I have missed something let me know

Quote (Djsem @ Sep 30 2010 01:32am)
why repost?

spammers will be reported. As they already been warned last time.
Makes it easier to read.

This post was edited by mizure on Sep 29 2010 07:34pm
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Sep 29 2010 07:36pm
nice guide
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Sep 29 2010 07:39pm
Quote (jeraziah @ Sep 30 2010 01:36am)
nice guide


glad you like it :hug:

you can apply the lvl up strategy right now with the new ladder.
Use others as meatshields
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Quote (mizure @ Sep 29 2010 09:33pm)
spammers will be reported. As they already been warned last time.
Makes it easier to read.


all im asking for is what was changed since you reposted it..
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Sep 29 2010 08:37pm
Quote (Djsem @ Sep 30 2010 02:02am)
all im asking for is what was changed since you reposted it..


Just updated with a few tips and tricks.
last time that yippee guy made it annoying with his invisible sosa spam. So I got the mods give him a boot and a warning
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Sep 29 2010 08:44pm
“If you want peace, work for justice.”

Henry Louis Mencken


evil is bad

justice'll win

0/10

This post was edited by red1000 on Sep 29 2010 08:45pm
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Quote (red1000 @ Sep 30 2010 02:44am)
“If you want peace, work for justice.”

Henry Louis Mencken


evil is bad

justice'll win

0/10


"The sun also shines on the wicked”
Senecca


This post was edited by mizure on Sep 29 2010 08:58pm
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Sep 29 2010 09:39pm
my barb has 400+ resists without even switching gear and gets sorb from tgods/rising sun

what does this build do
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