Stoutwood's Guide To 0wning Everyone At Pk - Topic

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Mar 25 2009 04:12pm

hmm I don't agree with the necro or hdin ideas..make a town druid and then when you totally outclassed someone with your godly summoning skills rant them using any combination of the following frazes : Pwned N00B..Me>U..LOLOLOLOL.. then follow up their responce with a nice cry or two..

Example

Someone Was slain by ABetterPlayer
ABetterPlayer : LOLOLOL Pwned N00B..ME > U anyday
Someone : lol wtf are you talking about you don't even leave town
ABetterPlayer : Cry..
Seomeone : hahaah youre real funny kid..come out of town so I can kill you
ABetterPlayer : Me> U now GTFO NEWBBB
Someone : lol you're the newwwbbbb
ABetterPlayer : 1-0
Someone : omg thats bs you didnt even leave town
ABetterPlayer : Cry..N00B

etc etc ect

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Apr 12 2009 06:42pm

haha n1!

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#83

Apr 21 2009 07:41pm

Immensely Ammusing

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Jun 27 2009 07:38am

This is sweet. I sat here laughing the whole time.Bravo!

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Jun 27 2009 08:51am

It worth the time spend in reading !

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Jul 9 2009 05:34pm

waitwut?

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Jul 9 2009 06:03pm

8 YEARS OLD, YET STILL SO RELEVANT...

STOUTWOODS THE MAN

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Jul 27 2009 04:39am

ty yes i read that whole shit

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Oct 7 2009 01:25am

Quote (smackme @ Sun, 1 Mar 2009, 23:18)

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Oct 7 2009 03:00am

I lol'd hard, especially @ that part :

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Baal Runs - While everyone is at Baal's throne room trying to gain experience, hostile them all and teleport there yourself. Since you undoubtedly have maphack, this will be easy. While they are busy killing minions, come from behind and waste all of them. They will all be geared for killing monsters, so they should be easy kills. Afterwards, feel free to chastise them for being such n00bs. Since you were able to sneak up behind them in a game not intended for dueling, God obviously loves you more and you will be more successful in life than any of them could ever hope to be.

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