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Quote (ihpunreal @ Thu, Jun 21 2007, 03:33pm)
a sorceress level 80 standing there guard. If go down boom dead. I lost very many gold on this, is very hard – I check gamefaqs for support, they say me there is no such think, maybe they pley klassikal Diablo, but this is lord of destruction expension For much harder then klassikal. Now note very important, I think this palace is very secret place, need code for enter and sorceress must go away with secret code, don’t think enyone know this code yet, but there hev difference option for complete this akt. I die, I die and I die, lost very many gold on this is impossible, she shoot me with very strange attack is like blue think come from roof


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Quote (ihpunreal @ Thu, Jun 21 2007, 10:33pm)


Its very important to read. All men in village, before making out, kill monsters.
if ur a virgin/noob watchout for zombies and rats,they shoots "stuff" i don't remember whats it called its like knife down ur uretrah. For you killing is very easy and white "thing" you know...:/  go up when u kill, so for this reason its very nice to kill. You kill you kill until white thing is full and sound comes "SPLURT"... i mean "BOOM" you became level 2.
i know a girl she does tricks you wouldnt beleive,yet she has all a girl needs

Strenght
Dextirity
Virility
Energy

you'll have a hard time selecting ur stats i say screew what every one says just max mana

vitality= no points  its only life and i mean who needs life especialy @ HC

Skill is a very nice trick, this one selects magic. I say this for every character

Sorc = HYDRA VERY NICE especialy in hell where every damn monsters is fire imune
BARB = BASH self explenatory
PALADIN = MIGHT i mean who doesnt need might? great aura
ASSASIN = TIGER STRENGGTH nice its like tiger,powerfull tiger agrrrrrrr any skill with tiger in its name = AWESOMEMO!!!!
check out utube for more info on how awesome tigers are [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Op33zs7qDg&feature=related[url]
AMAZON = BOW IS VERY NICE amazon + bow only logical
NEKRO = SKELETOn i swear to god if one of u summoner DC me again with ur summon i add u to pk list
DRUID = BEAR summon ar where bear i dont know


akara is pimp nuf said




i translated the first part to make it easier on the eye, i took some liberties so dont blame him blame me
it was all in good fun,good read, hilarious especialy the part about maxing mana ^^

This post was edited by Liquidpin on Jan 7 2008 04:48am
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Jan 7 2008 07:24am
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Quote (JavaXtreme @ Fri, Jun 22 2007, 12:25pm)
omgzor lal


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Jan 7 2008 03:43pm
Guides should only be written by guys who can handle english well. And btw they shouldn't be written by a guy who started 1 week before playing.

I guess this since is filled with irony / sarcasm anyways so I won't argue further. It was worth a laugh smile.gif
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Jan 7 2008 04:16pm
I suppose it's funnier if it's read in a Borat accent wink.gif
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Jan 7 2008 04:45pm
you kids who are bashing his "english" are fucking morons for not picking the joke up...anyways this was pretty great thx heart.gif
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Jan 7 2008 05:18pm
mmmm, sounds like a guide worth trying...
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Jan 8 2008 04:54pm
AHAHAHHAHA
im crying...
this was brilliant...
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Jan 8 2008 10:00pm
hilarious
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