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#261
Jul 21 2010 02:56pm
Quote (Dorieus @ 21 Jul 2010 22:52)
I found some secret film material of noob_nova :ph34r:

http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/monkey.gif


hahahaha
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#262
Jul 21 2010 02:57pm
Quote (diablo_es @ Jul 21 2010 04:33pm)
you're just keep gettin dumber

and im talking about understand pvp. not how to find sojs


k well if you werent such a fucking retarded noob you would know the following facts:

1) towards the end of 09 programmers found a way to exploit the mathematical formulas used to generate items
2) dont take this the wrong way because ITHs polluted the item population for a long time before this. The original iths weren't as bad
3) the items mentioned in point 1

first to under stand this you must know that WF, Valor, and SS were the most godly items

The items mentioned in point 1 were 6os WFs, 4os Valors, 4os SS, 2os shako Occy rings wiz spike rings (east,) White ring hex charm (west) and a shit load of bugged jewels

WTF IS MY POINT?


Why did my 1.09 Viper Magi, Whistand Gaurd, String, Sojs, Wiz Spike wearing sorc kick their asses? When I don't know anything about PvP?

Why does my signature show 4 people getting owned by me? Not 1 of 4 people could kill me while I killed all of them.

Dude.

You just dont get it if you dont get it but:

Why did my 1.09 Viper Magi, Whistand Gaurd, String, Sojs, Wiz Spike wearing sorc kick their asses?
Why did my 1.09 legit zon kick their asses
Why did my 1.12 PVM druid kick there asses
Why does my 1.13 Necro kick their asses

Because I fucking know everything about this game is why.
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#263
Jul 21 2010 02:59pm
Quote (Noob_Nova @ Jul 21 2010 04:57pm)
Because I fucking know everything about this game is why.


I'll take that bet.

Here is some trivia from an old friend of mine on these forums.
I took this as a snipet from the complete quote but we can't quote old guild chat posts >.<

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1. For the Paladin, list the top 5 shields in terms of chance to block. Include the values (%, as calculated, not as displayed).
      Beware: this refers to ANY shield. You should not include the bonus from the Paladin Holy Shield skill.
  2. Using only legitimate equipment, an Act 3 mercenary (Ironwolf) may improve his casting speed to 10 frames per cast. True (T) or False (F)?
      Explain.
  3. Which parts of Cow King's Leathers (if any) may drop in the Secret Cow Level already in Normal difficulty (Expansion)?
      Hint: Treasure Classes. Explain.
  4. Given 70 skill points to distribute between Fire Bolt, Fire Ball, Meteor (prerequisites have been taken care of) and Fire Mastery,
      which allocation produces maximum Fire Ball damage? No skill or Fire Skill Damage bonuses whatsoever.
      Why is this usually not a clever way of allocating points when equipment is included?
  5. There are 7 unique items that proc a spell whose level (lvl) may be calculated from ilvl as follows,

      lvl = max(1,min(20,[(ilvl - reqlvl)/4] + 1))

      where 'reqlvl' is the level requirement of the skill (the level at which you could first put points in it).

      Note
            [x] = largest integer <= x (Floor function)
            min(x,y) = x if x <= y, min(x,y) = y if x > y
            max(x,y) = y if x <= y, max(x,y) = x if x > y
      Based on this, which monster(s) could drop a Lightsabre Phase Blade with the highest level of Chain Lightning - and what is the max lvl?


P.s. I was tied for the winning place with another guild mate on this specific trivia :P

P.P.S. The creator was Faelwen.

This post was edited by Scaryghoul on Jul 21 2010 03:05pm
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#264
Jul 21 2010 03:02pm
Quote (Dorieus @ 21 Jul 2010 22:52)
I found some secret film material of noob_nova :ph34r:

http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/monkey.gif




this cat beats the monkey though
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#265
Jul 21 2010 03:18pm
Quote (Scaryghoul @ Jul 21 2010 04:59pm)
I'll take that bet.

Here is some trivia from an old friend of mine on these forums.
I took this as a snipet from the complete quote but we can't quote old guild chat posts >.<



P.s. I was tied for the winning place with another guild mate on this specific trivia :P

P.P.S. The creator was Faelwen.


whoops you got me : )

ok no I didn't know that stuff. None of those mechanical details have ever effected my personal gaming experience, therefore never bothered.
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#266
Jul 21 2010 03:24pm
Quote (Scaryghoul @ 21 Jul 2010 21:59)
I'll take that bet.

Here is some trivia from an old friend of mine on these forums.
I took this as a snipet from the complete quote but we can't quote old guild chat posts >.<



P.s. I was tied for the winning place with another guild mate on this specific trivia :P

P.P.S. The creator was Faelwen.


Only question 5 sounds hard.. :P
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#267
Jul 21 2010 03:33pm
Quote (Dorieus @ Jul 21 2010 05:24pm)
Only question 5 sounds hard.. :P


Then do them and pm me the answers :P

Quote (Noob_Nova @ Jul 21 2010 05:18pm)
whoops you got me : )

ok no I didn't know that stuff. None of those mechanical details have ever effected my personal gaming experience, therefore never bothered.


^_^
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#268
Jul 21 2010 03:39pm
Who the fuck is actually gonna read all of this?
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#269
Jul 21 2010 03:40pm
Quote (Brona121 @ Jul 22 2010 09:39am)
Who the fuck is actually gonna read all of this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpmVrM_01Sc

This post was edited by alphasquare on Jul 21 2010 03:41pm
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#270
Jul 21 2010 03:45pm
Quote (Brona121 @ Jul 21 2010 05:39pm)
Who the fuck is actually gonna read all of this?


yeah. i agree, but the simple explanation wasn't comprehensive enough for some people.

the easy one is in the link at the top.
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