A buddy of mine told me to make some edits, here they are!
Beginners guide to lld~ Pay bunk prices for items you say are useless
~ Suck dick @ pk
~ Overprice the hell out of stuff you paid bunk for using the excuse its uber rare
~ Make sure you're completely useless at HLD before attempting LLD
~ ???
~ Profit
Newbs guide to bvb and zeal pk~ Whore crappy rare items back and forth between a mass of people making it look valuable
~ Do the above for many years
~ Suck dick @ pk
~ Be a contributing factor to ladder and non ladder market decay and recession
~ Get mass vouches for trading items that you don't need them for
~ Make tournaments that ban a fuckton of items making certain whored back and forth junk the only allowed items.
~ ???
~ Profit
Guide to trading for dummies~ Having to go by a ton of different pricechecks? hell yes
~ Post up an item, get a bunch of spam or no posts at all.
~ After said item is posted you get lowballed obliviously.
~ Set a bin on an item and receive no offers or an offer half of your bin price.
~ Trade for months lowering the bin price so many times eventually charsing the item.
~ Post an item in someones iso thread and have them jewball you saying they've seen that for cheaper
~ Dont insult the high nerd hierarchy of traders, it gets you flammed and labeled as a scammer
~ Make sure you have plenty of shitt to sell before each reset so you're stuck with it and unable to sell it
~ Profit???
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