Quote (Gosuckadig @ Jun 18 2011 12:10am)
Genghis Khan said that?
he did son
Quote (wendell @ Jun 18 2011 12:07am)
The next level of BM can only be achieved by bming the very scrawn who intended to bm you!
How do we do this though? BM noobs usually take some kind of paladin like a hammerdin or smiter, maybe even an auradin if they are new.
Easy! No paladin can help from shitting in their pants when a godly wind druid is calmly waiting for them on the other side of the bridge.
Hammerdins: Feign terribleness. Repeatedly tele on them and cast twisters. Once they are sure you are bad they will try to flex their weak and deformed offensive muscles.
This could be some shitty namelock or maybe they will run up on your Jordans with some shitty syncs. Tele on them, rape them fast with nado before they get their scrawny fingers to the juv key.
Smiters: Tele on them and off of them, while keeping wolfs up. Some of the more shitty smiters wont even be able to namelock you, LOL. The ones that use programs to help them pvp will eventually land a smite and start thinking they have you in some shitty ass smite namelock, EASY. walk away from them while throwing a path of nados for you to walk through. When that shitty smiter tries to charge or hold their lock with smite, they get raped so quick they wont even have time to lifetap off wolves. If they tele onto you, easy they just got raped by 10 nados in the same spot.
Auradins: Always criticize the weakness of their stack. Even if they are oneshotting everyone, call them out for their shitty aura damage and their incompetence with how to properly stack. Do this while eying them from town, and casting wolves to find out exactly when the aura pulses occur. Get this nerd to start typing about how godly he is at stacking, refresh cyclone armor, step out and curb stomp the noob. Waste no time in pointing out how easy it was and what a shitty stacker they are.
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