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Jun 30 2008 09:41am
Quote (Mattd90 @ Mon, Jun 30 2008, 02:36pm)
Rofl, i dont have a tele zon, i have a vita zon. Reguardless, we can stomp any thing shit ur eurotrash ass can come up with.
Funniest part is ur all talk. We have both offered to duel anyone who doubts the zons.
Seeing how u dont play east, ur probably in fear of getting raped by real duelers over here (dont worry, its ok to be afraid, everyone feels it now and then, even if u feel it always)

Now, if ur not gonna make a char to duel us, i suggest u get an east player who is better than u (which is probably a majority of this site) and have him duel us.

But wait, i wonder why its only people from like the west and europe realms who do the shit talking? Oh thats right, most east people are aware of these builds and have died to them and know what they can offer. U pussies hide behind the fact that u dont have to duel it.

So unless ur up for a duel, stfu and dont even come in here again, because all ur really doing is making me laugh my ass out of my seat.


"any thing shit"? rage irl more lol
anyone except you two utter retards grasp the concept of cross-atlantic lag, feel free to make your <1300 damage shitzons on open and i'll duel you 2v1 over tcp/ip. i'll stomp your zon first (oh wait "shieldless barbs can't telestomp bowzons" hahahahhaha) then i'll zerklock sorowfags joke until dead. i will be the one hosting the game though crybaby, don't dare crying about lag lol.

cry all you want but you idiots still haven't explained how you're gonna kill anyone half-decent with <1300 damage guided, wizard spike stabbing and running 24/7 lololol

funny how one of the absolute best duelers ever on your gz realm asked why you can't telestomp zons with barb and you two random cockfags didn't have a clue of an answer ^^^^^^
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Jun 30 2008 09:42am
Quote (sorowfulhatred @ Mon, Jun 30 2008, 02:55pm)
Clearly you're getting irate because you're too stupid to realize how many times I've had to prove you wrong.


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ty owned

btw screen of your 1-3k physical damage @ 7 fpa, 7k+ life (barb bo) 2k+ def (white so no barb shout) zon please ^^^^^^^^^^^
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Jun 30 2008 10:14am
Quote (AbysmalDescent @ Mon, Jun 30 2008, 10:41am)
"any thing shit"? rage irl more lol
anyone except you two utter retards grasp the concept of cross-atlantic lag, feel free to make your <1300 damage shitzons on open and i'll duel you 2v1 over tcp/ip. i'll stomp your zon first (oh wait "shieldless barbs can't telestomp bowzons" hahahahhaha) then i'll zerklock sorowfags joke until dead. i will be the one hosting the game though crybaby, don't dare crying about lag lol.

cry all you want but you idiots still haven't explained how you're gonna kill anyone half-decent with <1300 damage guided, wizard spike stabbing and running 24/7 lololol

funny how one of the absolute best duelers ever on your gz realm asked why you can't telestomp zons with barb and you two random cockfags didn't have a clue of an answer ^^^^^^


lol, its called we duel people in pubs and priv games and kill everyone.

Rofl and i want ur barb to wear a shield and try to tele stomp me. It will be funnier in the s/s of u dying with a shield on.

The only chars i ever have problems with on my zon are smiters, mb windy's and mb zeal/charge. These are a bowzon's natural enemies anyways, so unless u come at me with one of those, u got no chance.

And u want to know a reason why u cant telestomp me? Its cuz my skills > urs. And on the occasion that u do telestomp me, guess what, ill tank it and still be there attacking u. Dual wield barbs i can take 2 ww at the least and on a barb such as urs with a shield, i can probably tank 3-4+. With ur horrible fhr like a barb most likely will have and my kb, u wont recover in time from each ww to prevent me from attacking.

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Jun 30 2008 10:45am
Quote (Mattd90 @ Mon, Jun 30 2008, 06:14pm)
lol, its called we duel people in pubs and priv games and kill everyone.

Rofl and i want ur barb to wear a shield and try to tele stomp me. It will be funnier in the s/s of u dying with a shield on.

The only chars i ever have problems with on my zon are smiters, mb windy's and mb zeal/charge. These are a bowzon's natural enemies anyways, so unless u come at me with one of those, u got no chance.

And u want to know a reason why u cant telestomp me? Its cuz my skills > urs. And on the occasion that u do telestomp me, guess what, ill tank it and still be there attacking u. Dual wield barbs i can take 2 ww at the least and on a barb such as urs with a shield, i can probably tank 3-4+. With ur horrible fhr like a barb most likely will have and my kb, u wont recover in time from each ww to prevent me from attacking.


Barbs have horrible fhr? A bvc typicaly has 48fhr which is equal to a necromancer with 152 fhr for example. WW is uninteruptable.A bvc usualy uses 37 fcr which is 10 frames , amazons can't even get to 10 frames even if they wanted to! Shut up if you don't know at least these things
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Jun 30 2008 01:19pm
Quote (Shadow_lad @ Mon, Jun 30 2008, 11:45am)
Barbs have horrible fhr? A bvc typicaly has 48fhr which is equal to a necromancer with 152 fhr for example. WW is uninteruptable.A bvc usualy uses 37 fcr which is 10 frames , amazons can't even get to 10 frames even if they wanted to! Shut up if you don't know at least these things


None of u guys know how vita zons or tele zons duel. U cant telestomp them once and expect to win. It simply wont happen. These zons are harder to hit than ur average glass zon, and if u do manage to hit them, they can tank u easily, no matter what char u are.
My zon alone can tank 2x 17k hammer, and if u have 11k or less dmg on a hammer, i can tank 3, thats if my maxed dodge doesnt take effect.
His telezon is even harder to hit than mine, between the tele and the running with high level dodges + mb, its near impossible to hit her. Ive seen his zon duel the best ww barbs and sins on east and some of the better sorc's, they can barely hit him.
So until u guys can actually kill us in a duel, i suggest no one say shit til they can put up.
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Jun 30 2008 03:33pm
Quote (AbysmalDescent @ Mon, Jun 30 2008, 10:41am)


funny how one of the absolute best duelers ever on your gz realm asked why you can't telestomp zons with barb and you two random cockfags didn't have a clue of an answer ^^^^^^


You can't judge best since you don't play east. All you do is theorycraft. I think there's a thread somewhere in this forum that addresses your kind.



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Jun 30 2008 03:43pm
Respect for that Life! hail.gif With 9 K Life Now you can Tank a Hammerdin for ... hmm ... 2 seconds! Oh well - with Avoids - 5! tongue.gif
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Jun 30 2008 03:49pm
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