Quote (Ziecheik @ Fri, Jun 27 2008, 08:49pm)
Whats the problem with telestomping zons without a shield on a bvc? vroom vroom dead zon. Yes there are some zons that make themselves hard to catch but they have to be careful not to get telestomped by well played bvcs.
Also out of curiosity who was this n1 wwsin? sorry I find it hard to believe any well played wwsin would lose repeatedly to a telezon, it is by far one of the hardest matchups for a telezon.
he stabs you with wizard spike ofc ^^
Quote (sorowfulhatred @ Sat, Jun 28 2008, 01:29am)
I have shield out at all times, I don't have my bow out for teleport. I think perhaps the dumbass at the top of this page may have misread something somewhere.
I'm that zon, and in the case a hit is landed: it's generally dodged, blocked, or tanked.
so you tele away 24/7 at 12 frames until you die lol? you wont have time to switch and shoot and a blind monkey can chainlock a 12 frame tele turtle with a 10 frame tele barb lol. wow im used to killing 7/8/9 frame tele casters, how could i possibly catch this 12 frame clown hahahahahaha? face it, dodge only prolongs the inevitable. apart from that you're just a sorc who teleports slower, has less life & joke def and can't attack lol.
Quote (sorowfulhatred @ Sat, Jun 28 2008, 01:29am)
Except I'm not stupid enough to get hit with my bow out. Sorry.
And if Europe zons aren't giving you trouble on a no-block barb, you may want to switch to a different realm where you'd find the experience much more damaging to your misplaced ego.
was just taking the piss out of you dork. you dont get hit with your bow out because you wont have the chance to use it when busy teleporting for your life. 24/7 tele away with wizard spike doesn't work either though, see above.
Quote (sorowfulhatred @ Sat, Jun 28 2008, 01:29am)
I'm sorry but europe prides itself on rare bows. Rare bows do not amount to faith. Truth. The end.
you know nothing of europe.
Quote (sorowfulhatred @ Sat, Jun 28 2008, 01:29am)
Why would I tear? I've been nothing but civil here despite your snotty attitude.
you're retarded, suck ass at this game and cry like a 12-year old the second someone pointed out that poison doesn't do shit on anyone with iq>nigger.
Quote (sorowfulhatred @ Sat, Jun 28 2008, 01:29am)
A zon can't hit 4.3k life without bo, and I hit 7k+ with a decent barb bo, that's about 3k more than the zons your bo'ing. Truth. The end.
the only one playing without bo is you, cause you "dont need it" ROFL
i want the top zons i duel to bo themselves before start, i bo+shout the rest. do the math.
your shitzon does not hit 7k life even with a level 60 bo and show me that bo barb please you dumb lying shitface
Quote (sorowfulhatred @ Sat, Jun 28 2008, 01:29am)
Since when has 72% critical been "poor"? That's what most run/walk zons hit with it maxed. I put like 5 points into it LOL.. Truth. The end.
65% with 5 hard points and 70% with 11. why lie?
Quote (sorowfulhatred @ Sat, Jun 28 2008, 01:29am)
No, a run/walk zon will not have 3x my defense, and no, it won't make that big of a difference. Defense is not apart of a bowazon's ambition. Truth. The end.
i already knew you're an idiot but geez, worst this year LOL. your zon: 1200 def, 1700 in stabbing mode. everyone else get close to 6k with fort. i use 10k ar vs zons, most barbs use fcr rings and end up with 6-7k ar.
my chance to hit your pathetic joke: 85%
my chance to hit a real zon: 63%
6k ar barb chance to hit your jokezon: 78%
6k ar barb chance to hit a real zon: 50%
if you can't see the huge difference here you need to start hanging out with people instead of apes.
btw maybe you need help interpreting these numbers. i'll keep it short.
ahem... quick interpretation for retards (drums):real zons get hit 56% less vs 6k ar barbs and 35% less vs barbs with 10k ar. 56% more life hi.Quote (sorowfulhatred @ Sat, Jun 28 2008, 01:29am)
I'm sorry but how is a 1-7k phys dmg ga 3 times as much as 1-3k? At most, they have a little more than twice my base phys dmg. Truth. The end.
don't lie. 815-1761 averages out at <1300 while a real zon does 3k+ average with higher% critical. they also have javs on switch and everyone semi-experienced in barb vs zon know that javs account for at least 2/3 of the damage. how much damage did you do with wizard spike again hahahahhahahah?