Kid gets two kills on me right off the bat using desync first hits... (his only apparent skill, he misses namelocks left and right LOL)

I actually compliment him... how does he take my generosity?

Calls me an ez bake smiter.... oh noes he didn't! Silly plebian. Icing on the cake- proceeds to brag that Templar is the best Smiter and he "just loves to vt/pk with Templar" *BARF* This kid has to die... and die fast.

Decide to do a gold xfer from the stolen gold I've amassed and while I'm at it, nuke the poor kid back, 3-2 with my hdin. Silly small one tries desyncing into hammers. Didn't work out very well:






kid starts crying "go get ur ez bake smiter laser". Looks like hammerdin was too much for the nub. Ofc I oblige and decide to pput on my JSTOD and g-toes this time around... you know, just to show him that he never really had a chance. Kid immediately tries his desync garbage. Desyncs into my smites




For two straight duels I get him to no visible life, kid tucks tail and runs to kissy with Akara. But of course!





Sorry kid, Akara can't save you:

Runs to kiss again:





Kid becomes delusional after so much ass stomping, starts bragging about how much money he makes like changing the topic will make me go away










How you making all those Benjamin's when you unemployed kid??? Yeah, you're so awesome LOL. Stay small!!




This post was edited by Laserbeam on Feb 18 2021 11:29pm

LMAO sausage dies alot

kid was talking mad shizz after he got two kills on me, thought he was hot stuff
Kind of like in that movie blood sport when that big biker knocks Chong Li down, then Chong fractures his skull



This post was edited by Laserbeam on Feb 18 2021 11:43pm

laser did you forget when i 5-0'd you in 3 wagers, or do u need the links

it keeps going up lmao
3 wagers now, amazing.
It was one wager and I was hustling you. In pubs you lose everytime
Do I need to post s/s to remind you or just link to your nuke?

This post was edited by Laserbeam on Feb 19 2021 12:15pm

Sausage was formed into a patty and shipped to Jimmy Deans sausages food co.

Bad news

The squad is back in town

Thats good news, more ears for my collection.

Sausage ez afffff