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Mar 31 2021 11:05am
Quote (hehexd @ Mar 30 2021 09:22pm)
Actually, there's only one facet in my entire setup. I have to put shael runes in my weapon or I don't hit the lowest possible bp and wouldn't even have been able to slap your smiter as hard as I did.


lmao! you can hit or miss any bp you want to but I'll still set fire to you fire druid :lol:
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Mar 31 2021 12:22pm
Quote (Laserbeam @ 31 Mar 2021 12:05)
lmao! you can hit or miss any bp you want to but I'll still set fire to you fire druid :lol:


Doubtful. If you couldn't kill it with your best char I doubt you'll do any better with other chars. Sucks to suck I guess hehe xd
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Mar 31 2021 12:34pm
Quote (hehexd @ Mar 31 2021 02:22pm)
Doubtful. If you couldn't kill it with your best char I doubt you'll do any better with other chars. Sucks to suck I guess hehe xd


Great post, my friend!
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Mar 31 2021 07:35pm
Quote (hehexd @ Mar 31 2021 02:22pm)
Doubtful. If you couldn't kill it with your best char I doubt you'll do any better with other chars. Sucks to suck I guess hehe xd


nice. new avatar - same ol' neck brace :thumbsup:
I can kill it with my best char, if you ever log into bnet again ill make a video and show you ;)
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Mar 31 2021 07:56pm
Quote (Laserbeam @ 31 Mar 2021 20:35)
nice. new avatar - same ol' neck brace :thumbsup:
I can kill it with my best char, if you ever log into bnet again ill make a video and show you ;)


You couldn't stick your little cannoli inside a women's sfogliatelle if she was a 3rd rate Jersey who-are
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Quote (BadMikey @ Feb 7 2021 10:03pm)
Funny how I get jumped when I walk out and he posts a ss of me. lol got rekt at his own dumbass method


hey Mikey :)
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Apr 1 2021 09:36am
Quote (hehexd @ Mar 31 2021 09:56pm)
You couldn't stick your little cannoli inside a women's sfogliatelle if she was a 3rd rate Jersey who-are


you need a haircut
and seriously, why the neck brace
oh thats right, I broke your neck dueling! :D
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Apr 1 2021 10:12am
Quote (Laserbeam @ 1 Apr 2021 10:36)
you need a haircut
and seriously, why the neck brace
oh thats right, I broke your neck dueling! :D


Not funny, didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrible attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny i genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky i still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my pathetic brain understanding that joke. In the time that took i was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering with out meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done.

This post was edited by hehexd on Apr 1 2021 10:33am
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Quote (hehexd @ Apr 1 2021 12:12pm)
Not funny, didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrible attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny i genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky i still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my pathetic brain understanding that joke. In the time that took i was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering with out meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done.


wasn't as bad as your dueling skills :lol:
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Apr 2 2021 01:11pm
Quote (Laserbeam @ 2 Apr 2021 10:57)
wasn't as bad as your dueling skills :lol:


You died to aldurs druid and various other toy set chars and can't kill us a single time.

Do I really even have to point out the irony in your statement or are you just trolling us?
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