-so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as fuck
-start public diablo 2 duel game
-not so awkward
-doofy is in game and my inspiration
-presentation starts
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm best bm hammerdin bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm best bm hammerdin bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm best bm hammerdin bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm best bm hammerdin bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call me beamerhammerdumby
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since I died to
‘s town bear druid
This post was edited by KRR on Jan 19 2021 10:56am