The leaders of the world sat down around a secret table
There was a threat to human kind they must defend against
to fight against Godzillas they just simply were not able
Doom robots from the future could be met with no defense
The leader of the Germans stood with a triumphant roar
"I've got it! We will build a machine that's totally great!"
"A massive steel leviathan with blades covered in gore"
Beelzebub himself will fear THE BAGGER 288!
BAGGER 288, BAGGER 288, BAGGER BAGGER
BAGGER 288, BAGGER 288, BAGGER BAGGER
BAGGER 288, BAGGER 288, BAGGER BAGGER
BAGGER BAGGER BAGGER BAGGER BAGGER BAGGER BAGGER BAGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
The BAGGER 288 is there to safeguard all mankind
The BAGGER 288 wreaks total, utter devastation
The BAGGER 288 contains an artificial mind
This mind is full of hatred violence is it's sole vocation
This monstrous, murderous machine can never be defeated
Its seething wrath and urge for blood are fueled by searing hate
Any person who gets in it's way is soon to be de-meated
Beelzebub himself now fears THE BAGGER 288!
BAGGER 288, BAGGER 288, BAGGER BAGGER
BAGGER 288, BAGGER 288, BAGGER BAGGER
BAGGER 288, BAGGER 288, BAGGER BAGGER
BAGGER BAGGER BAGGER BAGGER BAGGER BAGGER BAGGER BAGGER