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Jul 12 2009 07:09am
Skämt Topicen!

Innehåll: Kom gärna med ett skämt själv, de kan vara nåt du kommit på själv, eller bara hört från någon eller som du fått från nån sida.
De kan även vara en rolig bild, en rolig/klurig gåta eller till exempel en Youtube video, eller varför inte en d2jsp länk som innehåller något skoj? :thumbsup:


Denna bild är gammal och go!



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There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
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Quote (Litttle_Brother @ Sun, 12 Jul 2009, 13:09)
Skämt Topicen!

Innehåll: Kom gärna med ett skämt själv, de kan vara nåt du kommit på själv, eller bara hört från någon eller som du fått från nån sida.
De kan även vara en rolig bild, en rolig/klurig gåta eller till exempel en Youtube video, eller varför inte en d2jsp länk som innehåller något skoj? :thumbsup:


Denna bild är gammal och go!

http://i30.tinypic.com/t8r9so.jpg


LOL XD

vilken tidning va de där?:P
intressanta nyheter iallafall..
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Quote (Marcusd0 @ Sun, Jul 12 2009, 01:15pm)
There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."


jag fick lite ångest av det här :/ sämsta någonsin
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Jul 12 2009 10:31am
Quote (booobaaa @ Sun, 12 Jul 2009, 14:44)
redan skriven ...


Förlåt att jag inte läst igenom hela tråden. :'(
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Jul 12 2009 11:23am
Quote (Litttle_Brother @ Sun, Jul 12 2009, 01:09pm)
Skämt Topicen!

Innehåll: Kom gärna med ett skämt själv, de kan vara nåt du kommit på själv, eller bara hört från någon eller som du fått från nån sida.
De kan även vara en rolig bild, en rolig/klurig gåta eller till exempel en Youtube video, eller varför inte en d2jsp länk som innehåller något skoj? :thumbsup:


Denna bild är gammal och go!

http://i30.tinypic.com/t8r9so.jpg


lawl ja fattar inte :S
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Jul 12 2009 11:35am
Quote (swewik @ Sun, 12 Jul 2009, 19:23)
lawl ja fattar inte :S


Men dels är det ett intern skämt hära ^^, sen är den allmänt ful, gör en tidningsartikel om att en affär är stängd, lol.

typ så här: "Eva, 65, tänkte gå och handla på konsum, men det kunde hon inte, konsum hade stängt."
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Jul 12 2009 12:03pm
Quote (Litttle_Brother @ Sun, 12 Jul 2009, 18:35)
Men dels är det ett intern skämt hära ^^, sen är den allmänt ful, gör en tidningsartikel om att en affär är stängd, lol.

typ så här: "Eva, 65, tänkte gå och handla på konsum, men det kunde hon inte, konsum hade stängt."


Verkligen nyhetstorka hahaha


Quote (Litttle_Brother @ Sun, 12 Jul 2009, 19:05)
haha exakt, btw jag bor i Norrbotten, Luleå.

Och i Kiruna hade dem en nyhet som var så här "En gammal dam var ute mitt på natten och virrade runt, hon visste inte vad hon gjorde, så när polisen hittade tanten körde de hem henne"

lol




Men suck, tragiskt dött :] Iof så kan jag väl inte påstå våran lokaltidning är så mkt bättre :]

This post was edited by Brasken on Jul 12 2009 12:06pm
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Quote (Brasken @ Sun, 12 Jul 2009, 20:03)
Verkligen nyhetstorka hahaha


haha exakt, btw jag bor i Norrbotten, Luleå.

Och i Kiruna hade dem en nyhet som var så här "En gammal dam var ute mitt på natten och virrade runt, hon visste inte vad hon gjorde, så när polisen hittade tanten körde de hem henne"

lol
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