Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That`s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That`s no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That`s no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That`s no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

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Var en gång en landslagscyklist som var ute & cyklade på eftermiddagen.
Då han ser i gammal rostig cykel med en gubbe på som börjar komma ikapp.
Då ökar landslagscyklisten tempot, men gubbeb kommer snart ikapp igen.
Då ökar han ännu mera, men gubben kom ikapp & körde om honom och sa:
Tror du vi hinner till systemet innan det stänger?

den var kul.

Redan postad här dock

jo men den är fortfarande bra

What swedes eat for breakfast?

-nothing

hello mr Finnish

was not even funny though.

Btw I just ate breakfast.

Man goes to doctor, says hes depressed.
Life seems harsh and cruel.
Says he feels all alone in threatening world.
Doctor says treatment is simple.
The great clown, poliacci is in town.
Go and see him, that should pick you up.
Man bursts into tears.
But doctor, he says I am poliacci.