http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1di1tp/oh_god_suddenly_all_these_bizarre_uncomfortable/c9qnm48Oh, my mother was Norman Bates mum meets WBC level of batshit crazy. I wasn't allowed to take showers as a teen without her watching, or get soap to clean myself with, and I got talked to that touching myself was evil, and she would storm into my room at night, toss me out of bed and see if I had a wet dream because it was a sign of the devil, and my sister and I were unable to use the toilet at night because it woke mum up, so she locked us in our rooms. I got good at sneaking out to the backyard in the night to use the sewage tank hole as a toilet, even in winter, with only a blanket and crocs on, since I had to go to the bathroom without her knowledge. Have to say my childhood was horrible.
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