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Mar 8 2011 12:50pm
:D fan vad gooooeeee tråd :)
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Mar 10 2011 12:20pm
På morgonen vid frukostbordet efter en het natt tittade kvinnan ömt på sin make med lidelse och sa :
- Vet du, det bränner lika mycket i bröstvårtorna på mig när jag ser dig nu, som för 30 år sedan!
- Inte så konstigt, svarade mannen, den ena hänger i kaffet och den andra ligger i gröten!
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Mar 10 2011 01:23pm
GER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?













































































U MAD?!?!?!?!??!
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Mar 10 2011 02:23pm
Quote (EkstranD @ 10 Mar 2011 20:23)
GER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?













































































U MAD?!?!?!?!??!


Wtf ?
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Mar 31 2011 09:57am
Hey Apple! XD

Old but gold.



Tried to warn him, hmm!
*Looking to the right*
- Hey pear! =D
- Oh god >_>
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Apr 8 2011 04:58pm
asså, denna tråden var ju helt underbar, har inte skrattat så mycket på länge :P Hahahaha Har inget skämt just nu men återkommer :)
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[QUOTE=tcl,14 Apr 2011 23:09]Message Forwarded From tcl
hey :)
a friend of me thinks you have his profile link in his signature.
if he pms you troll him please :)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Keldorn,14 Apr 2011 23:15]Message Forwarded From Keldorn
[QUOTE=Ekaan,Apr 15 2011 12:15am][QUOTE=Keldorn,14 Apr 2011 23:14][QUOTE=Ekaan,Apr 15 2011 12:11am][QUOTE=Keldorn,14 Apr 2011 23:11][QUOTE=Ekaan,Apr 15 2011 12:10am][QUOTE=Keldorn,14 Apr 2011 23:09]May I can ask you why I'm the biggest noob on D2jsp?[/QUOTE]

wat[/QUOTE]

:P

Your signature link xD
Biggest noob on D2jsp :D

Why you call me noob? :( xD[/QUOTE]

dont you remeber? last summer[/QUOTE]

Last summer I wrote my last school exam and was drunken.[/QUOTE]

wat[/QUOTE]

Nothing :D

What was last summer?[/QUOTE]

hehe




sen har det kommit fler på en dag

[QUOTE=JoneZ,15 Apr 2011 05:54]Message Forwarded From JoneZ
And why am I the biggest noob on jsp :D ?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kesse_Main,15 Apr 2011 08:36]Message Forwarded From Kesse_Main
why do you say in your siggy that i am the biggest noob on d2jsp? :S[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TyLos,15 Apr 2011 17:13]Message Forwarded From TyLos
You ve made a mistake on your sig. The link for the biigest noob on jsp is not your profile wtf ?[/QUOTE]

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Quote (MasterClay @ 2 Apr 2011 00:55)
yesterday, i had my girlfriend at my house and we were making out in my room. We couldn't fuck because my mom was walking around the house and i had to leave my door open. So we decide to go swimming in the creek behind my house. Were in the water and i've been nailing her for like 2 minutes and I feel something weird on my nuts. I feel my balls and jumped to find a leech clinched on my ball sack. Neither one of us knew how to get it off, so we go back to the house and i have to pull out my nuts and let my parents put salt on my balls and remove this fucking leech. As they are removing the leech and my balls are bleeding from the thing sucking my blood, My dad brings up the fact that my cock is greasy and my mom sniffs my cock and says yes he had a rubber on and now they are pissed at me and i think my gfs gonna break up with me. tell me what to do, please guys.


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