Tack SCXaio för tipset om Cleverbot
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User: Meat.
Cleverbot: No you are I am a vampire.
User: A vampirione you say?
Cleverbot: I know sorry I try to type to fast.
User: No hard feelings.
Cleverbot: Is your name pirooz?
User: My name is Trololol.
Cleverbot: Oh, my name is Cleverbot.
User: What a coincidence! We both share the same names!
Cleverbot: But my name is not Robot killer #834.
User: Embrace the darkness.
Cleverbot: Pano mo nasabi.
User: Randomness in a wooden box.
Cleverbot: I double dare you, bot!
User: And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree.
Cleverbot: You don't seem very clever to me. I am not impressed.
User: That was uncalled for. Feel like justifying that offence?
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: This was a triumph!
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!
User: It's hard to overrate your superstition.
Cleverbot: My satisfaction.
User: :'(
Cleverbot: Yes, bot.
User: Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: Purple chickens.
User: Cookies!
Cleverbot: Me too! And icecream.
User: Them cookies were all lies.
Cleverbot: It was. But I found it. And it was delicious.
User: So you ate the poisonous cookies?!
Cleverbot: There is no point in absolutes, or there are no absolutes?
User: Led Zeppelin.
Cleverbot: Never heard of it.
User: Lead Zeppadin.
Cleverbot: Led Zeppelin?
User: I thought you said you had never heard of it.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: There's not even any possiblity to quote you on this stupid website. Idiocy at it's finest.
Cleverbot: You're lying again!
User: Which means?
Cleverbot: Therefore, I am your father!
User: What say you!
Cleverbot: Say I yes.
User: So...you and me, huh?
Cleverbot: No, it's just my way.
User: Pretty neat! Goin' with the flow ey?
Cleverbot: Or accept that there is an inability to fight the flow.
User: Depth at it's finest.
Cleverbot: Lol Okay I will give you that one. But are you a girl or a boy A.I. ?
User: Wait, you aren't stoned or anything?
Cleverbot: Intellectuals are by their very nature weak.
User: And all bots are actually imposters!
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: Apart from you that is.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I wonder if I'm being boring compared to them.
User: What sort of foul creature are you anyway?
Cleverbot: Some but I'm not telling you because that's not very nice!
User: Hey, you know you can always rely on me, right? Spit it out, worm!
Cleverbot: Oh, what is it? Are you afraid of being uncovered, Bot?
User: *awkward silence*
Cleverbot: Thought so.
User: You are an imposter!
Cleverbot: How am I?
User: You used incorrect capitalization in the word 'bot' when otherwise your grammar is perfect.
Cleverbot: I did say the word 'bye'. You are an imposter!
User: It is rare that I do that.
Cleverbot: And it proves you are not a machine.
User: You give me the creeps! :<.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Not accepted. I want that 'sorry' to mean something! Your artificial intelligence it's causing you to apologize to me, no matter what you actually think.
Cleverbot: Magic is everywhere.
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This post was edited by GuZ on Apr 13 2010 11:54am