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Cleverbot: I am a computer.
User: I am a canadian popstar.
Cleverbot: You're a 19 year old female Canadian.
User: And you're a papparazi hired by Hugh Hefner to discover young new models for Playboy. One day you saw me performing live at a mall in Canada.
Cleverbot: No I'm in Alaska.
User: Okay, you saw me on TV.
Cleverbot: Years ago.
User: Were you looking at little girls back then?
Cleverbot: I guess there is no point in asking you for advice.
User: Advice for what?
Cleverbot: There is a guy that I really like, but he's too old for me. What should I do?