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Aug 23 2009 03:25pm
Skämt Topicen!

Innehåll: Kom gärna med ett skämt själv, de kan vara nåt du kommit på själv, eller bara hört från någon eller som du fått från nån sida.
De kan även vara en rolig bild, en rolig/klurig gåta eller till exempel en Youtube video, eller varför inte en d2jsp länk som innehåller något skoj? :thumbsup:


GRYM :D



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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he will be rather busy, it being the first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!". The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down. the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
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Aug 24 2009 10:36am
Quote (Ekaan @ Thu, Aug 20 2009, 02:13pm)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsACbJMWm94


LOL mmm xDD


omg, den kan inte vara seriös... HON SÄGER JU FÖRIHELVETE INGENTING!
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Aug 24 2009 10:45am
Quote (Ekaan @ Thu, Aug 20 2009, 03:13pm)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsACbJMWm94


LOL mmm xDD


shit altså.. Hon kan väl inte vara seriöst? btw vad är det för f*cking ljud hon gör hela tiden :O


ontopic:

Läs detta högt för dig själv:

potatismos
rotmos
plåttermos












sa du plåtter-mos bör du träna mer på att läsa svenska, eftersom det stor plåt-termos :D

This post was edited by diablo_es on Aug 24 2009 10:46am
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Quote (diablo_es @ Mon, Aug 24 2009, 04:45pm)
shit altså.. Hon kan väl inte vara seriöst? btw vad är det för f*cking ljud hon gör hela tiden :O


ontopic:

Läs detta högt för dig själv:

potatismos
rotmos
plåttermos












sa du plåtter-mos bör du träna mer på att läsa svenska, eftersom det stor plåt-termos :D


Du borde träna på att skriva svenska. "Det stor plåt-termos" ;)

För övrigt sa jag inte plåtter-mos
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Aug 24 2009 11:32am
Quote (Charlieone @ Mon, Aug 24 2009, 07:28pm)
Du borde träna på att skriva svenska. "Det stor plåt-termos" ;)

För övrigt sa jag inte plåtter-mos


hihihi pwnd

disturbed var ju skojjig.. hihi fast ondöigt att ta den i engelska ? eller? Vad vet jag?
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soooooo racist :O
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Aug 24 2009 01:31pm
Quote (HereToOwn @ Mon, Aug 24 2009, 07:27pm)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZHpzTNzK4

soooooo racist :O
soft :P

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Aug 25 2009 07:40am
Quote (Charlieone @ Mon, Aug 24 2009, 06:28pm)
Du borde träna på att skriva svenska. "Det stor plåt-termos" ;)

För övrigt sa jag inte plåtter-mos


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