Hi guys, first of all this is not a troll post.
I'm dating a lithuanian girl and I wana pull a prank on her.
What I need is someone to translate me stuff to lithuanian and lithuanian stuff into english. (I bet she will try test me and write in lithuanian)

Translate me this:

"Babe.. I got a secret to tell you, I'm actually lithuanian and live 4 blocks away from you.. I'll drop by when you get back to kaunas"


I can't offer fg for translation help but it'd be all for fun.

You will not pronounce it without accent. And it will make you look simply stupid. Think about another prank.

Obviously I won't be able to pronounce it at all. I will message her instead so it'll work for a while, just need the sentence translated to lithuania so I can copy it and foward it to her.

Translation: Mažute, turiu tau pasakyti vieną paslaptį: iš tikro aš lietuvis ir gyvenu 4 kvartalai nuo tavęs... Užsuksiu pas tave, kai grįši į Kauną. Happy pranking

Thank's, too bad I didn't know how to answer to her in lithuanian and then my answers took so long.. she didn't buy it at all.

Thanks for the translation though, I might pop in here for more translation stuff in the future.

I'm just gona use this thread since it's on the first page..

Does anyone know any cheap hotel/guest houses in vilnius? I plan to come down there for quite a while so cheap is good.

I've been there once but I just went straight to the bus and headed to kaunas so I didn't really see anything there so are there some fancy things I should visit?
.. What about big malls? I'm kinda like a country bumpkin and akropolis (agro! ) so such big things seem pretty fancy to me.. I might also buy something from there since things are pretty cheap in lithuania.

Akropolis sux doesn't worth visiting.

There are much more beautiful places - there is one hoten like 50m. away from my hause called "Mano Kelias", not expensive one.

I just visited akropolis, I only remember it cause I kept calling it agropolis. (strangely my geekiness doesn't scare my gf, then again she play's MMO's too so she was amused a bit herself too <.<)

http://www.hostelbookers.com/hostels/lithuania/vilnius/12267/

That one right? looks pretty good from the pics and lol 17 euros, that's cheaper than I was prepared for.. too bad it's kinda far away but I guess that's not a problem.

What bus goes there from the bus station/railway or.. something, I can't remember exactly all the places there.. I think they were pretty close to each other. <.<

and hmm.. I guess I should close the curtains at nights, you're not geting any free shows, LOL. Oh well, gona ask gf what she thinks about going to that place.

T4I.

20 mins by bus to city center.

Just don't be rude to guys around that place and everything will be ok for you

I`d prefer this one in lithuania:

http://www.lithuanianhostels.org/vilnius/filaretai/

It`s in Užupis, IN the city center, good rooms & english speaking staff, quite cheap (50 lt ~~ 15 - 17 euro). try this one!