Cain possessed by Diablo
Cain: "Stay awhile and listen, you may not press ESC or click out of this window. You will LISTEN TO MY STORYS!"
Then it'll post an epic novel about cain as a little boy and his uncle touching him and how him and diablo use to be homies and ride a train on Tyreal's mom ya know stuff like that.
And you'll have to listen to the entire thing and you cannot close out of it MUAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA