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Feb 5 2009 11:06pm
rofl.gif @ this thread still being open.

Quote (BAllers @ Thu, Feb 5 2009, 10:12pm)
'Quote (Nevereon @ Tue, Sep 16 2008, 09:50pm)
Yay. I allready got people who copy my stuff without giving credits ^^


@ Everyone else, thank you for making my day! It was so funny to sit here and read these 4 pages of posts this morning as half of the posters actually believed this and the other half were flaming because my info was incorrect xD Haha. Also, fyi, the information was ALL made up. Hehe. Hope this thread survives. I'm off to make an acc at diablofans and flame someone for not giving credz. heart.gif

edit* Lmao, that thread is allready closed. Which reminds me, I can't believe this thread hasn't been yet x]'

If this was true the post would be on page 13 post #122-123.



ISO proof.

This post was edited by TradeBot on Feb 5 2009 11:31pm
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Feb 5 2009 11:57pm
Quote (Nevereon @ Tue, Sep 16 2008, 01:22pm)
Please, don't judge this before you read it through and think about it! I finally, after several months of extensive research have found the true secret that Diablo carries. Please bare with me.

Believe it or not but the secret of diablo 3 is within the Dol rune.
http://www.lewt.com/images/items/runeDol.gif

By now, you are all probably thinking wtf this guy is trolling. But before you discredit me let me show to you this jaw-dropping truth.

The stats of a Dol rune:
Weapons: Hit causes monster to flee 25%
Armor: Replenish Life +7
Helms: Replenish Life +7
Shield: Replenish Life +7

Some simple mathematics:

25x7x7x7 = 8575

Why Is this important you ask?

Well. In diablo 1, the lord of terror had PRECISLY 8,575 hit points.  Are you getting scared? There's more

Note the stat on the dol rune that stands out the most,
"Hit causes monster to flee 25%"

Now, naturally this ONLY works on regular monsters but not bosses ... right?

That's were you are wrong. In diablo II "normal" difficulty has PRECISLY 34300 Hit points ( 8575 being exactly 25% of his health!)
What does this mean to us? Well, because of some glitch in the hardcoding of d2:lod this fact somehow allows you to surpasse the boundary of "hit causes monster to flee" not affecting bosses. In otherwords, because of this fault on behalf of the blizzard programmers aslong as you have a dol socketed into a weapon you can make diablo run away from you with each successfull hit. Ironic isn't it? The lord of terror, in TERROR. ( Some argue this was initially an intentional "easter-egg" the programmers added for a twist)

Okay... okay. After making you read all of this I won't disappoint you. There is indeed an even greater scandal revolving around the dol rune. One that will literally make you shit bricks after reading this. Let's move on!

Anagrams. Guess what? An anagram of "Dol" is Lod. Coincidence? Lod stands for Lord Of Destruction which is an expansion for diablo.
An anagram of Lord Of Destruction is: consider fold trout.

Consider fold trout ...

For months these words echoed in my head and it wasn't untill tonight I realised what impact these words bare and I felt compelled to type out this thread and share it with you all.

I quote Merriam websters:



Admit it, you are scared? This is where this little discovery takes a VERY, VERY awkward and interesting turn.

They're three difficulties on d2 'Normal', 'Nightmare' and 'Hell'
In the "Hell" mode of diablo lod, diablo has a 0.05575% chance of dropping a Dol rune. Why Is this important? Apart from the scary number-patterns this tells us that JUST as with the dol rune glitch that allowed you to make diablo flee from you, here a very simliar glitch occurs. Once again, because of the "Sloppy Hardcoding" of D2 LOD (Mind, it was a rush job after the sky-rocketing sales of classic) whenever you kill diablo in hell with this ring in your ring slot the game crashes. I bet you all are thinking now, WOW what a waste of time! He made us read ALL of this to tell us that because of the incompetence of blizzard employee's the game crashes if you wear some really rare ring and just HAPPEN to get a dol rune drop for you. This is wrong. As you will find out in just a sec there is something special about this error message. It returns the following value to your screen: 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39.

At first glace 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 seems completly random, just some error code right? This is where you are wrong, deeply wrong.

64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 is hex for : Diablo 3 09/09/09. Don't believe me? Google ANY Hex translator and try it yourself.

From this ASTONISHING information I would like to conclude that based on my findings I believe (and believe all you others should acknowledge aswell) that diablo 3's official release date is 09/09/09.

DISCLAIMER: I WROTE THIS IN A REAL HASTE BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT! I WILL POST A NEW, CLEAN WRITTEN MORE USER-UNDERSTANDABLE VERSION AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! AT THE MOMENT IT IS 23:21 O'CLOCK HERE IN SWEDEN AND I GOT TO GET TO BED AS I START WORK AT 6am TOMARROW. PLEASE, BEFORE FLAMING / DISAGREEING READ THROUGH THE WHOLE THREAD! YOU WILL SEE MY FINDINGS ARE FLAWLESS.



ok im not gonna lie that was rly fuckin kewl and if it so does happen to come out on that date then just because of this i think paul should give u 100k fg ! ! ! !! ps: u should send this theory to blizzard it will be funny
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Feb 6 2009 12:42am
hehe smile.gif

This post was edited by Grates on Feb 6 2009 12:43am
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Feb 6 2009 01:56am
but wht does this even have to do with d3?

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Quote (relientkiid @ Fri, Feb 6 2009, 12:56am)
but wht does this even have to do with d3?


read? o.O
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Feb 6 2009 02:14am
wow dont no how i didnt catch that at first, dang cool imo
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Feb 6 2009 03:18am
Quote (relientkiid @ Fri, Feb 6 2009, 12:14am)
wow dont no how i didnt catch that at first, dang cool imo


omg lol this shit is still around!
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Feb 6 2009 03:32am
Quote (503 @ Fri, Feb 6 2009, 12:18pm)
omg lol this shit is still around!


and will be wink.gif
it's insane logic, i like it smile.gif
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Feb 6 2009 04:41am
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An anagram of Lord Of Destruction is: consider fold trout.


obvious troll is obvious
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this is my wondering
show me screens or tell me on which page was screens beaucose i dont belive it and read this code on hex translator
ah show screenshot of the error message
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