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Jan 7 2009 09:29am
this is such bullshit.

its just a bunch of random numbers that he thinks make sense.
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Jan 7 2009 10:32am
Ill give buttsecks if it comes out on that day.
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Jan 7 2009 10:35am
How do you know the chance for dol rune to drop from diablo, why did you choose the anagram consider fold trout? there must be other anagrams also, and the fact that you played around with that particular one for months.

Not here to credit or discredit, was interesting, wonder what the picture on Dol rune means, wonder if there are similar stories behind every rune. Why would the choose Dol rune for all this too? So basically to sum it all up, gg for you if it releases 9/9/9
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Jan 7 2009 11:20am
Quote (BTK- @ Wed, 7 Jan 2009, 16:35)
How do you know the chance for dol rune to drop from diablo, why did you choose the anagram consider fold trout? there must be other anagrams also, and the fact that you played around with that particular one for months.

Not here to credit or discredit, was interesting, wonder what the picture on Dol rune means, wonder if there are similar stories behind every rune. Why would the choose Dol rune for all this too? So basically to sum it all up, gg for you if it releases 9/9/9


you realize this is a lie right ?
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Jan 7 2009 02:28pm
Quote (BTK- @ Wed, Jan 7 2009, 12:35pm)
How do you know the chance for dol rune to drop from diablo, why did you choose the anagram consider fold trout? there must be other anagrams also, and the fact that you played around with that particular one for months.

Not here to credit or discredit, was interesting, wonder what the picture on Dol rune means, wonder if there are similar stories behind every rune. Why would the choose Dol rune for all this too? So basically to sum it all up, gg for you if it releases 9/9/9


makes me laugh so hard every time i see somebody post something like this that didnt read past the first page XD
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Jan 7 2009 03:22pm
Quote (CatNCobra @ Wed, Jan 7 2009, 08:28pm)
makes me laugh so hard every time i see somebody post something like this that didnt read past the first page XD


How this thread became epic:

Combination of ignorance, lulz and trolling.

1. Guy posts that it's funny
2. Guy posts that it's bullshit
3. Guy posts that it's all a lie

The process repeats until 2026 posts, and will continue for all eternity at this rate wink.gif
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Jan 7 2009 04:21pm
Nice job dood lmao
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Jan 7 2009 04:32pm
Quote (Nevereon @ Tue, Sep 16 2008, 04:22pm)
Please, don't judge this before you read it through and think about it! I finally, after several months of extensive research have found the true secret that Diablo carries. Please bare with me.

Believe it or not but the secret of diablo 3 is within the Dol rune.
http://www.lewt.com/images/items/runeDol.gif

By now, you are all probably thinking wtf this guy is trolling. But before you discredit me let me show to you this jaw-dropping truth.

The stats of a Dol rune:
Weapons: Hit causes monster to flee 25%
Armor: Replenish Life +7
Helms: Replenish Life +7
Shield: Replenish Life +7

Some simple mathematics:

25x7x7x7 = 8575

Why Is this important you ask?

Well. In diablo 1, the lord of terror had PRECISLY 8,575 hit points.  Are you getting scared? There's more

Note the stat on the dol rune that stands out the most,
"Hit causes monster to flee 25%"

Now, naturally this ONLY works on regular monsters but not bosses ... right?

That's were you are wrong. In diablo II "normal" difficulty has PRECISLY 34300 Hit points ( 8575 being exactly 25% of his health!)
What does this mean to us? Well, because of some glitch in the hardcoding of d2:lod this fact somehow allows you to surpasse the boundary of "hit causes monster to flee" not affecting bosses. In otherwords, because of this fault on behalf of the blizzard programmers aslong as you have a dol socketed into a weapon you can make diablo run away from you with each successfull hit. Ironic isn't it? The lord of terror, in TERROR. ( Some argue this was initially an intentional "easter-egg" the programmers added for a twist)

Okay... okay. After making you read all of this I won't disappoint you. There is indeed an even greater scandal revolving around the dol rune. One that will literally make you shit bricks after reading this. Let's move on!

Anagrams. Guess what? An anagram of "Dol" is Lod. Coincidence? Lod stands for Lord Of Destruction which is an expansion for diablo.
An anagram of Lord Of Destruction is: consider fold trout.

Consider fold trout ...

For months these words echoed in my head and it wasn't untill tonight I realised what impact these words bare and I felt compelled to type out this thread and share it with you all.

I quote Merriam websters:



Admit it, you are scared? This is where this little discovery takes a VERY, VERY awkward and interesting turn.

They're three difficulties on d2 'Normal', 'Nightmare' and 'Hell'
In the "Hell" mode of diablo lod, diablo has a 0.05575% chance of dropping a Dol rune. Why Is this important? Apart from the scary number-patterns this tells us that JUST as with the dol rune glitch that allowed you to make diablo flee from you, here a very simliar glitch occurs. Once again, because of the "Sloppy Hardcoding" of D2 LOD (Mind, it was a rush job after the sky-rocketing sales of classic) whenever you kill diablo in hell with this ring in your ring slot the game crashes. I bet you all are thinking now, WOW what a waste of time! He made us read ALL of this to tell us that because of the incompetence of blizzard employee's the game crashes if you wear some really rare ring and just HAPPEN to get a dol rune drop for you. This is wrong. As you will find out in just a sec there is something special about this error message. It returns the following value to your screen: 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39.

At first glace 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 seems completly random, just some error code right? This is where you are wrong, deeply wrong.

64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 is hex for : Diablo 3 09/09/09. Don't believe me? Google ANY Hex translator and try it yourself.

From this ASTONISHING information I would like to conclude that based on my findings I believe (and believe all you others should acknowledge aswell) that diablo 3's official release date is 09/09/09.

DISCLAIMER: I WROTE THIS IN A REAL HASTE BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT! I WILL POST A NEW, CLEAN WRITTEN MORE USER-UNDERSTANDABLE VERSION AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! AT THE MOMENT IT IS 23:21 O'CLOCK HERE IN SWEDEN AND I GOT TO GET TO BED AS I START WORK AT 6am TOMARROW. PLEASE, BEFORE FLAMING / DISAGREEING READ THROUGH THE WHOLE THREAD! YOU WILL SEE MY FINDINGS ARE FLAWLESS.



you have too much time on your hands.
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Jan 7 2009 04:51pm
the guy wrote it in haste and people claim he has too much time in his hands.

I gues maybe he doesn't hehe.
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Jan 7 2009 05:06pm
09/09 is my birtday tongue.gif
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