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Hi there,

Just the other day, my dad told me to go and buy some shampoo for our pet dog. He had been itching for three days straight and we were worried he was going to scratch himself to death.

So me, being the great son that I am, I decided that I would do better than shampoo. I would do so much better...

I bought my dog a bag of crack.

I bring the crack bag, the little sack of heaven bouncy joyfully in my pocket as I ride along on my tricycle.

When I get back to the house, I throw the bag down in front of the dog before my dad could see us.

The dog...

The damn dog got out his pipe and smoked it all.

That is why he was itching the whole time.

He is a crack woof.

Crack

Woof

Dog.

Get it?

Thanks,

Welcome me back.

Ty

D3 ded for too long

I don get it

Only... active D3 players get it.

It's a D3 inside joke.

Game is alive

(Dead)

Ya I pley d3 wat r u tlk 2??

You

Don't play D3 like I do.

I play D3 like a maniac

Diablo3aniac at Diablo3ania.

Wat u talc buts?

No

Anything 2 get close 2 tat 100k huh jo??

Ye

oh we have another player, nice.

thank u

A true d3 player would never have d2 in their name.